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Hi, my name is:
Neil.
Never in my life have I been:
like anybody else.
The one person who can drive me nuts is:
Mom.
High school:
was a two year nap.
When I'm nervous:
I think the worst.
The last song I listened to was:
An English Gentleman by James Dean Bradfield.
If I were to get married right now my best man/maid of honor:
Davey C.
My hair is:
clean.
When I was 5:.
I probably started going to school.
Last Christmas:
was spent on the beach.
I should be:
asleep.
When I look down I see:
tattoos that tell stories.
The happiest recent event was:
spending two weeks with my best girl.
If I were a character on 'Friends' I'd be:
a yuppie sonofabitch.
By this time next year:
I hope to be closer to achieving my goal.
My current gripe is:
not being in Buffalo.
I have a hard time understanding:
standard teenage questions.
There's this girl I know that:
I'd kill to see.
You know I like you when:
I talk to you without saying "yeah" forty two times.
If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be:
Pops.
Take my advice:
if I have a serious problem doing whatever you need advice about.
The thing I want to buy:
may or may not be for sale.
If you visited the place I was born:
you'd be immersed in strange cultures.
I plan to visit:
Tennessee, Buffalo.
If you spent the night at my house:
you'd have a comfortable place to sleep.
I'd stop my wedding if:
I were in love with someone else.
The world could do without:
the Patriot Act.
I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than:
die.
Most recent thing I've bought myself:
was a pack of Marlboro red 100s.
Most recent thing someone else bought me:
was groceries.
My middle name is:
Aaron.
In the morning I:
hardly wake up.
The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are:
pigs.
Once, at a bar:
I drank a scotch and water while the bartender was an inattentive bitch.
Last night I was:
working a job that I don't have.
There's this guy I know who:
would be better off moving on.
If I was a cartoon I'd be:
a caricature of a real human being.
Tomorrow I am:
going to apply for a job I hope I don't get.
Tonight I am:
industrious.
My birthday is:
just another day.
Neil.
Never in my life have I been:
like anybody else.
The one person who can drive me nuts is:
Mom.
High school:
was a two year nap.
When I'm nervous:
I think the worst.
The last song I listened to was:
An English Gentleman by James Dean Bradfield.
If I were to get married right now my best man/maid of honor:
Davey C.
My hair is:
clean.
When I was 5:.
I probably started going to school.
Last Christmas:
was spent on the beach.
I should be:
asleep.
When I look down I see:
tattoos that tell stories.
The happiest recent event was:
spending two weeks with my best girl.
If I were a character on 'Friends' I'd be:
a yuppie sonofabitch.
By this time next year:
I hope to be closer to achieving my goal.
My current gripe is:
not being in Buffalo.
I have a hard time understanding:
standard teenage questions.
There's this girl I know that:
I'd kill to see.
You know I like you when:
I talk to you without saying "yeah" forty two times.
If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be:
Pops.
Take my advice:
if I have a serious problem doing whatever you need advice about.
The thing I want to buy:
may or may not be for sale.
If you visited the place I was born:
you'd be immersed in strange cultures.
I plan to visit:
Tennessee, Buffalo.
If you spent the night at my house:
you'd have a comfortable place to sleep.
I'd stop my wedding if:
I were in love with someone else.
The world could do without:
the Patriot Act.
I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than:
die.
Most recent thing I've bought myself:
was a pack of Marlboro red 100s.
Most recent thing someone else bought me:
was groceries.
My middle name is:
Aaron.
In the morning I:
hardly wake up.
The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are:
pigs.
Once, at a bar:
I drank a scotch and water while the bartender was an inattentive bitch.
Last night I was:
working a job that I don't have.
There's this guy I know who:
would be better off moving on.
If I was a cartoon I'd be:
a caricature of a real human being.
Tomorrow I am:
going to apply for a job I hope I don't get.
Tonight I am:
industrious.
My birthday is:
just another day.