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Sep 02, 2005 23:16

This is a horrible time for a GIP, but seriously. Double GIP:


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randomtimes September 3 2005, 09:12:57 UTC
Accidental shop lifting sounds like fun?... I only ever did when I was eight years old and it was a penny sweet or something along those lines. Nothing of real value. I have benefited from the cashier's oversight on numerous occassions though, where they only ring in one thing instead of two or three. Does that count?

A pint isn't all that much really. Hmm... if I think of a pint of beer anyways.

And glueing thumbs to tongues, is that actually possible? I would dearly love to see that done.

If Georgie-Boy hadn't sent your army and trillions of dollars to remote parts of the world, maybe ol' USA would be able to look after itself better. Poor United States. At least he'll never come back after this. That would just be absurd.

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_lucy_ September 3 2005, 14:40:31 UTC
Accidental Shoplifting. My curse, the bane of my existance...I've done it several times...I am always absentmindedly putting things in my pockets when I run out of hands. Usually I don't remember until it's too late ( ... )

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randomtimes September 3 2005, 20:59:09 UTC
A pint is something along the lines of 400ml. But you use imperial measurements don't you? I'm sure Google could tell me ( ... )

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_lucy_ September 3 2005, 23:42:37 UTC
I know what a mL is, you goof. I fail my fair share of chemistry and am also a very fine cook. I know my mLs.

Ugh, don't even say that. I don't even want to consider that something equally as horrible as this or even worse could ever happen again while I'm alive. Sometimes it really makes me wonder whether I'm wrong about not believing in a higher power. I feel like this must be everything that happened in Revelations or something...not that I've ever read it or anything.

All I know is that he's in the shit right now. We're all in the shit. Like I said in a comment somewhere around here...if anything else happens, I'm going to build myself a raft and push off the Jersey coast and paddle myself to Europe. I actually said Cuba, but we don't really get any illegal immigrants from Cuba around these parts.

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randomtimes September 4 2005, 02:31:21 UTC
I thought so, but my general experience with Americans is that they can't figure out litres from gallons and kilos from pounds. Although of course I know you don't fall into the general category, but one can't be too careful.

I know quite a few devoutly religious people and they are pretty adamant that what's happening is he beginning of the end. All I'm concerned about is ending up with the mark of he devil. The bible says something along the lines of everyone getting a mark and they go to hell. I'm completely against any form of identification imprinted into us, like microchips and barcodes anyway, so I think I'll be okay. Otherwise I'll have to make a country of my own and make a law against it.

I would say you should come here, but if the Labour government get re-elected in two weeks time then things can only get worse here too. They seem to be heading towards a socialist state. I don't want to be dependent on the state, I like being able to do what I want and spend my money how I like without someone else watching and deciding ( ... )

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_lucy_ September 4 2005, 03:38:39 UTC
I am smart. Aren't I?

Well, I figure that I'm shit outta luck if it's the beginning of the end. There ain't nothin' I can do to change my heathen ways. I've been a disbeliever since I was twelve and I'm not going to button up and fly right for the end. I can't even fathom the idea of hell because I disbelieve in it so much. It just doesn't make sense to me.

Good thing I love Switzerland, right? I really have seriously considered moving there. My uncle has a place in Geneve that I visited a few years ago. But I guess I can't really raft there...I guess I'll have to walk through.

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randomtimes September 4 2005, 04:28:21 UTC
You are smrt, that's what you are.

I just imagine hell as lots of volcanoes and lava everywhere, with a few fires and some whips and chains. Probably very hot. And red? I associate red with other things as well though. So perhaps not. Maybe a deep maroon. The point is, for me, I see it depicted as lava, and lava hurts. So that's why it's supposed to be bad. But I'm sure if you're careful and don't touch it, then it'll be okay. I'd rather think I'll come back as a stone, as opposed to being tortured for eternity. I mean honestly, there would have to be one heck of a lot of people working in hell to accommodate every person that committed a sin. I wonder what job prospects are like down there... (down there? Another cliche, it might be on Jupiter for all we know ( ... )

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I totally screwed up my insult? _lucy_ September 4 2005, 04:39:16 UTC
And you're a smrtass.

But see, your bad whips and chains are someone else's good whips and chains.

And really, I think the opportunity for job placement and growth should be the least of your worries if you're in hell. Just a thought.

And that's all I can really say, because hell isn't anywhere. It's in your head and that's all. It's a figment of imagination. A way for parents to scare their children into being good. A way to ensure that the Christian church (and whatever other religions have a similar idea) will always remain in power.

I think I'm going to be taking German next semester. I'm really excited. It's so angry. And it's fun. I'm still fair at Spanish, so this'll make me a trilinguist.

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Re: I totally screwed up my insult? randomtimes September 4 2005, 23:58:43 UTC
You screwed up your insult like an insult has never been screwed up before. Full marks to you!

It's all about faith though isn't it? I don't believe in hell, it's just a fantasy.

German is angry? Umm ok. Well, when you start to learn it we can talk, because there's nothing like talking in foreign languages.

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Re: I totally screwed up my insult? _lucy_ September 5 2005, 00:39:13 UTC
German is so incredibly angry sounding. Like Vietnamese and other South Asian languages. So sharp and harsh sounding. Not that it isn't fabulous to speak in other languages. Not that I will be saying much beyond, "Hello, my name is Kristen." and "The girl wore a red sweater." If I get that far...

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Re: I totally screwed up my insult? randomtimes September 5 2005, 22:39:48 UTC
Like Vietnemese? I've never heard of that comparison before. That's new.

"Hallo, meine name ist Kristen"?

The red sweater thing is a little beyond me.

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