This is a horrible time for a GIP, but seriously. Double GIP:
All day long I've been watching the stuff on CNN, MSNBC, FOXNews, etc., about the hurricane. It's like a train wreck. It's like another 9/11, really. One of those things that is so horrible that you just want to forget, but it's because it is so horrible that you can't stop watching and listening to the news.
I decided not to really think about it yesterday. I gave what little money I had to the donations that the *shudder* Republican party was collecting at the street fair in town last night. No worries, I donated more to the local Dems and got my sister her voter's registration forms. And bought two new, shiny bumper stickers! Yeay!
Anyways, I'd decided not to think about it.
Then today I was flipping through the friends list and read and remembered that someone I know and love and adore (and have known and loved and adored for the past three to five years) lived in New Orleans. It's so easy to be passively depressed about something that you aren't really even indirectly related to. Now I'm just at a whole new level of depressed. I've watched the news, read the stories, heard the bullshit spewing from Bush and Mrs. Bush's fat, ugly heads...
The worst thing I heard today was from Lady Bush, and I paraphrase, "People need to realize that bad things aren't happening here." She was visiting a Louisiana convention center. There was no way that she was going to convince anyone who had read the stories of rape, assault, death, theft, etc. with one single not-so-reassuring comment. Your husband screwed up. He frequently screws up. Don't think we haven't noticed by now.
So I've still got a lot of packing to do for Monday. Lots of packing and cleaning and moving things...
Have You Ever
(x) been in love
() been dumped
(x) shoplifted - ACCIDENTALLY, I SWEAR TO JESUS! And…partially once.
() been fired
() been in a fist fight
()snuck out of parent's house - Never had to…
(x) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
() been arrested
() made out with a stranger
(x) gone on a blind date - High school was one big blind date for me…
(x) lied to a friend
(x) had a crush on a teacher
() skipped school - Skipped class, does that count?
() slept with a co-worker
() seen someone die
(x) had/have a crush on one of your MYSPACE friends
(x) been to Canada
() been to Mexico
(x) been on a plane
() thrown up in a bar
(x) eaten Sushi
() been snowboarding
(x) met someone BECAUSE of myspace
(x) been moshing at a concert -Well, awesome-dancing. DANCE PARTY 2004!
() been in an abusive relationship
(x) taken painkillers
() love someone right now
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) made a snow angel
() had a tea party
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
(x) gone puddle jumping
(x) played dress up
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) gone sledding
(x) cheated while playing a game
(x) been lonely
(x) fallen asleep at work/school
() used a fake ID
(x) watched the sun set
() felt an earthquake
(x) touched a snake
(x) been tickled
(x) been robbed - Yesh, of my liscence plate. Grrr. Bastards.
() robbed someone
(x) been misunderstood
() pet a reindeer - But I held an alligator. I win at the holding of animals!
(x) won a contest
() been suspended from school - I am every person’s good-girl fantasy.
() had detention
(x) been in a car accident
(x) had braces
(x) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night - Maybe, how much is a pint? Most girls have and if they say they haven’t, they’re lying.
(x) had deja vu
(x) danced in the moonlight
() witnessed a crime
(x) pole danced - Remember what I said about that good-girl fantasy?
(x) questioned your heart
(x) been obsessed with post-it notes
(x) squished barefoot through the mud - Gone clammin’!
(x) been lost
(x) been to the opposite side of the country - There and back again, and quite a bit farther.
(x) swam in the ocean
(x) felt like dying
(x) cried yourself to sleep
() played cops and robbers
(x) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
() sung karaoke
(x) paid for a meal with only coins
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
() made prank phone calls
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) caught a snowflake on your tongue
() kissed in the rain
(x) written a letter to Santa Claus
() been kissed under a mistletoe
() watched the sun set with someone you care about
(x) blown bubbles
(x) made a bonfire on the beach
(x) crashed a party
(x) have traveled more than 5 days with a car full of people
(x) gone rollerskating/blading
() had a wish come true
() humped a monkey - Not even acknowledging this with a comment…
(x) worn pearls
() jumped off a bridge
(x) screamed "penis" in class - Hey, I was in Human Sexuality and we had to. But I’ve also done it on my own. It gets a little attention.
() ate dog food
() told a complete stranger you loved them
(x) sang in the shower
(x) ............ in a park
(x) ............ in the bathoom
(x) have a little black dress
(x) had a dream that you married someone
(x) glued your hand to something - Hah. Kristi glued her thumb to her tongue. That’s my all time favorite glued-body parts story.
() got your toungue stuck to a pole
() kissed a fish
(x) worn the opposite sexes clothes...
() been a dead cheerleader for halloween
(x) sat on a roof top
( ) had sex at a church
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
(x done a one-handed cartwheel
() talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) stayed up all night
() didnt take a shower for a week - Never would I ever.
(x) pick and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) climbed a tree
(x) had a tree house
(x) are scared to watch scary movies alone
(x) believe in ghosts
(x) have more then 30 pairs of shoes
(x) worn a really ugly outfit to school
(x) gone streaking at night alone - On the way to skinny dipping…
() played ding-dong-ditch
() played chicken
(x) been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x been told you're hot by a complete stranger
(x broken a bone
(x) been easily amused
(x) caught a fish then ate it
(x) Made ........ Yessss…?
(x) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried
(x) cried so hard you laughed
(x) mooned/flashed someone - Ohhhh, high school. I do not miss thee.
(x) had someone moon/flash you
(x) cheated on a test
(x) forgotten someone's name
() slept naked
(x) French braided someones hair --- Oh yeah, I just love braiding all my friends hair. The guys always ask me to do it.
(x) gone skinny dipping in a pool
() been kicked out of your house