The President has abolished the fifth amendment. Holy shit, this is pretty heavy. For those of you who are not sure what exactly that promotes, here you go ( Read more... )

So I downloaded Harry Potter and I could spoil the whole thing for everyone.

but I'm not an asshole

There are a ton of good shows in Birmingham coming up in the next two months ( Read more... )

who left today without helping clean up. dumbass.

last night i got too drunk and realized that i hate my life

it's not going anything like i wanted it to go. I wanted to get out of florida and its not going to happen. I can't even explain how much that hurts.

Day five of the expedition to get in touch with my mom. Each call brings me closer and closer to obscurity. Call me tomorrow afternoon, call me tomorrow afternoon, fuck. What am I supposed to be doing? Am I going to college? Do I have to stay in Pensacola? Live with my parents ( Read more... )

There is a hair stylist who lives in our building and he is a gay southern doll. His business card says "The Best Head in Town!"
Thats a haircut.
lol

god damn, no good, fucking refugees

reason six why my dad won't pay for my college ( Read more... )

the gospel according to mike
lesson one
never trust anyone
the minute god crapped out the third cave man, a conspiracy was hatched against one of them