Please let this not be happening...

[_lore_]

I think something may be... Wrong... With... Um...
My penis. A certain part of my body.

It's not acting like it used to. I mean... It didn't USE to act on its own at all!
Am afraid to tell doctor. Or engineer.
Am still in hiding.

Wha?
*guh*
Graagggghhh!

This has to stop.

Comments

[tennis_borg]

You will be assimilated.

-.o

[commanderdata]

Now just a minute! You cannot keep assimil---

...hang on. Actually...nevermind. Go ahead and assimilate him.

And while you are at it, I believe his skin would look very good as taffy.

Re: -.o

[tennis_borg]

Not as good as yours...

Re: -.o

[commanderdata]

Our skin is identical! His is just as good as mine!

And get mups to eat all his hair, while you are at it.