Please let this not be happening...

[_lore_]

I think something may be... Wrong... With... Um...
My penis. A certain part of my body.

It's not acting like it used to. I mean... It didn't USE to act on its own at all!
Am afraid to tell doctor. Or engineer.
Am still in hiding.

Wha?
*guh*
Graagggghhh!

This has to stop.

Comments

[tennis_borg]

You will be assimilated.

-.o

[commanderdata]

Now just a minute! You cannot keep assimil---

...hang on. Actually...nevermind. Go ahead and assimilate him.

And while you are at it, I believe his skin would look very good as taffy.

Re: -.o

[tennis_borg]

Not as good as yours...

Re: -.o

[commanderdata]

Our skin is identical! His is just as good as mine!

And get mups to eat all his hair, while you are at it.

Re: -.o

[tennis_borg]

His skin is nicer than yours, taffy would improve you.

Re: -.o

[commanderdata]

It would not! My skin is much nicer! His is a prototype!

Re: -.o

[tennis_borg]

Perhaps your creator should have stayed with just the original model.

Re: -.o

[commanderdata]

Why? I am not less perfect than Lore!

*repeats that a few times...just to make sure...*

Re: -.o

[tennis_borg]

Your speech patterns are inferior; Lore can use contractions.

Re: -.o

[commanderdata]

Yes, but my speech patterns are grammatically correct.

Re: -.o

[tennis_borg]

As you're desired goal is to be human, speaking more like one would be best evidenced. Therefore, your speech is flawed.

Re: -.o

[commanderdata]

I desire to be human. But I was designed to be superior to the human race. o.O

Re: -.o

[tennis_borg]

You've got issues

Re: -.o

[commanderdata]

At least I refrain from assimilating people's pants!!

Re: -.o

[tennis_borg]

Your pants are now a part of Us.

Re: -.o

[commanderdata]

You are sick.