Gisele wants to get another dog. Jeebus. We already have enough dogs. And as it turns out, I'm the one always cleaning up after them. >_

Things have been really busy in the last few days/weeks. The Oscars were meh, a blast but they were doubly awesome because my beautiful woman was there w/ me by my side. The cameras loved her, as usual ( Read more... )

Oh man, I'm so fucking nervous! This is only my second Oscars I've ever been to.

I'm not expecting to win, but I am expecting to partay my pants off!

Whoa, sorry for deh huge time lapse gone by. I've been busy doing shit for the environment and stuff like that. It's rainy here, I gotta wear woolen underpants. Gisele wears them too, hehehehe. But don't tell anyone.

I think the dog crapped under our bed, because somethin' smells funky in here.

Later homies.

-Leo

I think I'm gonna join the fuckin' gym. Yes, you read it right. I'm gonna resort to pain and humiliation, and I'm gonna pay for it. I'm gonna huff and puff and get all red-faced and dammit, the only time I wanna be like that is during really hot sex.