LMAO SURVEYZ cuz this is the best transition into actually making entries again
What would you do if:
You could change your name: I WOULD FUCKING SHORTEN IT to lelia bray because i hate having it hyphentated and being like mussolini's homeslice, it's kind of awkward
You could travel anywhere for a week: E*U*R*O*P*A*N*Y*A*A why did i just do that
You were kidnapped by two large black men: I WOULD BE SO HORNY~
You asked someone how far along they were and they weren’t pregnant: probably that will happen when i go to my HS reunion & see hik..
You could only live for a day: id throw babies at the T
Your house caught fire: id get out my camera and film my own episode for extreme makeover: home edition
You went deaf: TINA? BABY? HAD ONE? TINAHADABABY? BETTE? JODI? WHY?
Would you rather..
Be a rapist or a murderer: BOTH.
Live 10 years less or have a stub for an arm: LMAO THAT reminds me of stump from fried green tomatoes and also of the nubs omg why
Be a liposuctionist or a mechanic: obvi a liposucker so i can LULZ at all the fatties that wanna be thinspirational
Die of drowning or dehydration: lmaoz drowning pool
Fall in love knowing you will be separated or not fall in love at all: wat thats fucking gay
Be ugly or fat: how bout you leave such affairs to ash, fetus, kata & company.
Be dead of emotion or sad all the time: I AM BUT AN EMOTIONLESS SWINE
Be deaf or mute: TBH, i'd rather just BE jodi lerner.
Live on the moon or under the sea: THE MOONZ so i can eat cheez(burgers?) and crackers all day
Be too hot all the time or too cold all the time: TROPPO FREDDO~
What’s your favorite..and why?
Color?: um green. bitch stole my favorite color and she doesnt even deserve to have it be her favorite.
Age?: THEY ONLY WANT YOU WHEN YOU'RE SEVENTEEN
USA State?: CANADA
Body part?: i dont know actually
Band?: lmao no
Genre?: THE MUSIC THEY PLAY AT BABYLON< OMAGAH JUTHTIN
Food?: the stuff that cupchicks eat
Fruit Flavor?: FRUIT OF THE LOOM~
Store?:
Online?: no.
Accessory?: maybe.
Cartoon Character?: batman, yes.
Person?: lolwat
Holiday?: clitmas
Season?: wintar
Weather?: 40s
Weekday?: friday's aight
Are you...
Racist: MACARONI MAMMA
Pretty/Handsome: LMAO
Political: obviously im a 100% lollary cunton supporter. <3WOMYN OF POWER<3
Opinionated: NO i am opinionless
Loveable: NO, i am not.
Friendly: no i do not work at friendly's but their food is good
Sexy: ROFL
Trendsetting: OBVIOUSLY especially when i wear my pink fluffy slippers of doom
Intelligent: wats dat
In love: with a holocaust survivor, yes.
Finish the sentence..
Get your hands off my: WOMAN MOTHERFUUUUUUCKERRRRR omg the darkness is my life.
I love it when you: SHOW ME HOW YOU DO THAT TRICK THE ONE THAT MAKES ME SCREAM SHE SAID
Remember that time we: GOT GENDER REASSIGNMENT OPERATIONS
Let’s go: OUT TO DINNER AND SEE A MOVIE, LETS GO OUT TO DINNER..AND SEE A MOVIE, LETS GO OUT TO DINNER AND SEE A MOVIE. holy shit phish i love how you can make entire jam sessions out of one line. for the win.
Why don’t you just: FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF. omgz moarisseee is so *INTENZ with hiz lyrix*
I told you to stop: STROKING MY EARLOBE
I really love your: PUBIC HAIR
APPEARANCE
- hair: i WILL BE getting a haircut tomorrow, so we shall see, KTHX.
- natural colour: fecal matter~*
- eyes: THE EMERALD ISLE OF CLASSINESS
- height: 5'6" , which is essentially a normal height but in my magical living situation i am a giant amongst midgets. A+
- weight: LOL i dont know i dont weigh myself and its not like we have a scale in the apartment
- figure: um out of shape compared to high school, which is kind of gross, but other than that whatever lmaoz
STYLE
- clothing: like faggy shit and stuff
- music: kidz bop
- makeup: lol the normal shit
- body art: omg i want a tattoo NOW :( and also someday a belly button piercing cuz im a girl
RIGHT NOW
- wearing: a sweater and jeanzzzzsszszZZZzzZZZZwaREzzzZZZZZZ
- music: los muchachos de mi barrio
- thinking of: not much....... im pretty gone rofl
- feeling: lmaoz like happy
LAST THING YOU...
- bought: a fuckload of xmas presents but everyone liked theirs alot so YAY lmfao
- did: smoked ... yeah ... ANCH'IO lmfao
- read: the globe
- watched on tv: some shit on E! , ie the soup and chelsea lately rofl
EITHER / OR
- club or house party: club (except fuck you boston for your 21+ bullshit) since a lot of house parties are lame but i guess sometimes they're okay
- tea or coffee: FUCKING COFFEE but tea is nice when you feel shitty and want to chill
- high achiever or easy-going: LMAO i am the world's gr8est hi achiever. well i am high...but all i'm achieving right now is an extreme desire to eat my entire house
- cats or dogs: KITTIEEEEEEES!
- pen or pencil: a PEN IS great for writing, did i mention i am mature
- gloves or mittens: aw well mittens are cute but rather impractical. so i'll go with gloves.
- food or candy: what, since when was candy not food :( it is on MY fucking nutrition pyramid.
- cassette or cd: ew
- matches or a lighter: liter
WHO DO YOU WANT TO...
- kill: BILL, please add 10 points to my witty/creative scoreboard
- hear from: JESUS THE GOOD LORD
- tickle: I HATE BEING TICKLED :( oh god... :(
- look like: terri schiavo
- be like: SHUT THE FUCK UP
FAVORITE
- drink: cawfee n shit. love, shaws.
- color: IM SO GREEN, ITS REALLY AMAZING
- album: WHAM BAM THANK YOU MA'AM
- shoes: LETS GET SOME SHOES, OMAGAH SHOES
- site: FARM CLIMAX <3
- song: ASS N TITTIES
- vegetable: EW GROSS
- fruit: JUTHTIN
LAST
- book you read: chuck palahniuk stuff
- movie you saw: once
- movie you saw on the big screen: juno
- phone number you called: ~*~
- song you heard: i forget rofl. remembering stuff is hard rite now
- thing you had to drink: oj
- thing you ate: chips and THALTHA
- time you showered: two dae
- time you cried: i think like a week ago but it was for like 30 seconds. and im nto saying that to be like NYAA CRYING IS WEAK but it really was only for that duration, lmfao
- time you smiled: i dont remember lmao
- time you laughed: like 20 mins ago idk
- person you hugged: my grandma
- person you kissed: some fag
- thing you said: goodnight
- person you talked to online: karen (yes adry, go ahead and get mad at me for talking to her, you faggot)
- person you talked to on the phone: some fag
- thing you smelled: pot ON MY HANDS omg why is it such a strong scent =/ LOL
DO YOU...
- smoke: clovez only pwease, cuz i am an elite beat agent sdffsflksja
- do drugs: PAAAAAANCAKES <3
- drink: a bit but usually only superfaggy shit like baileys/kahlua and flavored smirnoff and bacardis shit, cuz im a dumb girl about shit like that lmfao.
- sleep with stuffed animals: dslfajkghsd;flkawe
- have a crush: EWW COOTIEZ
- have a dream that keeps coming back: not since i was a lil kid haha
- play an instrument: nyaaa i can has piano?
- read the newspaper: ya when its like available to read, lol
- have any gay or lesbian friends: HAHAHAHAHHAA
- believe in miracles: if they're sung by cascada, then YES.
- believe it’s possible to remain faithful forever: lmao sure why not
- consider yourself tolerant of others: LMFAO
- consider police a friend or foe: their songs are okay i guess
- like the taste of alcohol: it depends entirely on what kind, rofl. although there's many more that i dislike the taste of than like.
- have a favorite Stooge: wtf no im too young for that shit.
- believe in astrology: YES. WAT IZ MAI FORTUNE.
- believe in magic: if by magic you mean hermione being like a little sister british version of alessandra someday, then YES PLS
- pray: OFF COARS.
- have any secrets: SECWETS? NAH. LMSDFODSPGJEWhf
- have any pets: nyaaaaaerin. oh and i guess zoe and remy too.
- go to or plan to go to university: BeaUtiful University asdl;kghsadgwe
- talk to strangers who instant message you: YES~ ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY OFFER ME CANDY FROM THEIR E-VAN
- wear hats: rofl fat chicks in party hats LMAO SHUT THE FUCK UP
- have any piercing: ya i guess
- have any tattoos: no :( DO WANT
- hate yourself: yes, im actually in a band called three days grace and the first single that i wrote was written to myself.
- have a ”hot spot”: LOLZ
- wish on stars: YES OF COURSE I DO
- like your handwriting: ya cuz i can make it really hard to read if i want so people get annoyed or i can make it nice and neat if i feel like it but usually im too lazy
- trust others easily: lol not really but if you give me time i'll come around.
- like sarcasm: WUTZ DAT
- take walks in the rain: sometimes.. i mean, if its not too cold then sure
- kiss with your eyes closed: lmao what. yes...
- sing in the shower: only if im listening to AWESOME POP MUSIC of course. and then i just slaughter the songs with my voice and make them even more horrible than they already are.
You could change your name: I WOULD FUCKING SHORTEN IT to lelia bray because i hate having it hyphentated and being like mussolini's homeslice, it's kind of awkward
You could travel anywhere for a week: E*U*R*O*P*A*N*Y*A*A why did i just do that
You were kidnapped by two large black men: I WOULD BE SO HORNY~
You asked someone how far along they were and they weren’t pregnant: probably that will happen when i go to my HS reunion & see hik..
You could only live for a day: id throw babies at the T
Your house caught fire: id get out my camera and film my own episode for extreme makeover: home edition
You went deaf: TINA? BABY? HAD ONE? TINAHADABABY? BETTE? JODI? WHY?
Would you rather..
Be a rapist or a murderer: BOTH.
Live 10 years less or have a stub for an arm: LMAO THAT reminds me of stump from fried green tomatoes and also of the nubs omg why
Be a liposuctionist or a mechanic: obvi a liposucker so i can LULZ at all the fatties that wanna be thinspirational
Die of drowning or dehydration: lmaoz drowning pool
Fall in love knowing you will be separated or not fall in love at all: wat thats fucking gay
Be ugly or fat: how bout you leave such affairs to ash, fetus, kata & company.
Be dead of emotion or sad all the time: I AM BUT AN EMOTIONLESS SWINE
Be deaf or mute: TBH, i'd rather just BE jodi lerner.
Live on the moon or under the sea: THE MOONZ so i can eat cheez(burgers?) and crackers all day
Be too hot all the time or too cold all the time: TROPPO FREDDO~
What’s your favorite..and why?
Color?: um green. bitch stole my favorite color and she doesnt even deserve to have it be her favorite.
Age?: THEY ONLY WANT YOU WHEN YOU'RE SEVENTEEN
USA State?: CANADA
Body part?: i dont know actually
Band?: lmao no
Genre?: THE MUSIC THEY PLAY AT BABYLON< OMAGAH JUTHTIN
Food?: the stuff that cupchicks eat
Fruit Flavor?: FRUIT OF THE LOOM~
Store?:
Online?: no.
Accessory?: maybe.
Cartoon Character?: batman, yes.
Person?: lolwat
Holiday?: clitmas
Season?: wintar
Weather?: 40s
Weekday?: friday's aight
Are you...
Racist: MACARONI MAMMA
Pretty/Handsome: LMAO
Political: obviously im a 100% lollary cunton supporter. <3WOMYN OF POWER<3
Opinionated: NO i am opinionless
Loveable: NO, i am not.
Friendly: no i do not work at friendly's but their food is good
Sexy: ROFL
Trendsetting: OBVIOUSLY especially when i wear my pink fluffy slippers of doom
Intelligent: wats dat
In love: with a holocaust survivor, yes.
Finish the sentence..
Get your hands off my: WOMAN MOTHERFUUUUUUCKERRRRR omg the darkness is my life.
I love it when you: SHOW ME HOW YOU DO THAT TRICK THE ONE THAT MAKES ME SCREAM SHE SAID
Remember that time we: GOT GENDER REASSIGNMENT OPERATIONS
Let’s go: OUT TO DINNER AND SEE A MOVIE, LETS GO OUT TO DINNER..AND SEE A MOVIE, LETS GO OUT TO DINNER AND SEE A MOVIE. holy shit phish i love how you can make entire jam sessions out of one line. for the win.
Why don’t you just: FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF. omgz moarisseee is so *INTENZ with hiz lyrix*
I told you to stop: STROKING MY EARLOBE
I really love your: PUBIC HAIR
APPEARANCE
- hair: i WILL BE getting a haircut tomorrow, so we shall see, KTHX.
- natural colour: fecal matter~*
- eyes: THE EMERALD ISLE OF CLASSINESS
- height: 5'6" , which is essentially a normal height but in my magical living situation i am a giant amongst midgets. A+
- weight: LOL i dont know i dont weigh myself and its not like we have a scale in the apartment
- figure: um out of shape compared to high school, which is kind of gross, but other than that whatever lmaoz
STYLE
- clothing: like faggy shit and stuff
- music: kidz bop
- makeup: lol the normal shit
- body art: omg i want a tattoo NOW :( and also someday a belly button piercing cuz im a girl
RIGHT NOW
- wearing: a sweater and jeanzzzzsszszZZZzzZZZZwaREzzzZZZZZZ
- music: los muchachos de mi barrio
- thinking of: not much....... im pretty gone rofl
- feeling: lmaoz like happy
LAST THING YOU...
- bought: a fuckload of xmas presents but everyone liked theirs alot so YAY lmfao
- did: smoked ... yeah ... ANCH'IO lmfao
- read: the globe
- watched on tv: some shit on E! , ie the soup and chelsea lately rofl
EITHER / OR
- club or house party: club (except fuck you boston for your 21+ bullshit) since a lot of house parties are lame but i guess sometimes they're okay
- tea or coffee: FUCKING COFFEE but tea is nice when you feel shitty and want to chill
- high achiever or easy-going: LMAO i am the world's gr8est hi achiever. well i am high...but all i'm achieving right now is an extreme desire to eat my entire house
- cats or dogs: KITTIEEEEEEES!
- pen or pencil: a PEN IS great for writing, did i mention i am mature
- gloves or mittens: aw well mittens are cute but rather impractical. so i'll go with gloves.
- food or candy: what, since when was candy not food :( it is on MY fucking nutrition pyramid.
- cassette or cd: ew
- matches or a lighter: liter
WHO DO YOU WANT TO...
- kill: BILL, please add 10 points to my witty/creative scoreboard
- hear from: JESUS THE GOOD LORD
- tickle: I HATE BEING TICKLED :( oh god... :(
- look like: terri schiavo
- be like: SHUT THE FUCK UP
FAVORITE
- drink: cawfee n shit. love, shaws.
- color: IM SO GREEN, ITS REALLY AMAZING
- album: WHAM BAM THANK YOU MA'AM
- shoes: LETS GET SOME SHOES, OMAGAH SHOES
- site: FARM CLIMAX <3
- song: ASS N TITTIES
- vegetable: EW GROSS
- fruit: JUTHTIN
LAST
- book you read: chuck palahniuk stuff
- movie you saw: once
- movie you saw on the big screen: juno
- phone number you called: ~*~
- song you heard: i forget rofl. remembering stuff is hard rite now
- thing you had to drink: oj
- thing you ate: chips and THALTHA
- time you showered: two dae
- time you cried: i think like a week ago but it was for like 30 seconds. and im nto saying that to be like NYAA CRYING IS WEAK but it really was only for that duration, lmfao
- time you smiled: i dont remember lmao
- time you laughed: like 20 mins ago idk
- person you hugged: my grandma
- person you kissed: some fag
- thing you said: goodnight
- person you talked to online: karen (yes adry, go ahead and get mad at me for talking to her, you faggot)
- person you talked to on the phone: some fag
- thing you smelled: pot ON MY HANDS omg why is it such a strong scent =/ LOL
DO YOU...
- smoke: clovez only pwease, cuz i am an elite beat agent sdffsflksja
- do drugs: PAAAAAANCAKES <3
- drink: a bit but usually only superfaggy shit like baileys/kahlua and flavored smirnoff and bacardis shit, cuz im a dumb girl about shit like that lmfao.
- sleep with stuffed animals: dslfajkghsd;flkawe
- have a crush: EWW COOTIEZ
- have a dream that keeps coming back: not since i was a lil kid haha
- play an instrument: nyaaa i can has piano?
- read the newspaper: ya when its like available to read, lol
- have any gay or lesbian friends: HAHAHAHAHHAA
- believe in miracles: if they're sung by cascada, then YES.
- believe it’s possible to remain faithful forever: lmao sure why not
- consider yourself tolerant of others: LMFAO
- consider police a friend or foe: their songs are okay i guess
- like the taste of alcohol: it depends entirely on what kind, rofl. although there's many more that i dislike the taste of than like.
- have a favorite Stooge: wtf no im too young for that shit.
- believe in astrology: YES. WAT IZ MAI FORTUNE.
- believe in magic: if by magic you mean hermione being like a little sister british version of alessandra someday, then YES PLS
- pray: OFF COARS.
- have any secrets: SECWETS? NAH. LMSDFODSPGJEWhf
- have any pets: nyaaaaaerin. oh and i guess zoe and remy too.
- go to or plan to go to university: BeaUtiful University asdl;kghsadgwe
- talk to strangers who instant message you: YES~ ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY OFFER ME CANDY FROM THEIR E-VAN
- wear hats: rofl fat chicks in party hats LMAO SHUT THE FUCK UP
- have any piercing: ya i guess
- have any tattoos: no :( DO WANT
- hate yourself: yes, im actually in a band called three days grace and the first single that i wrote was written to myself.
- have a ”hot spot”: LOLZ
- wish on stars: YES OF COURSE I DO
- like your handwriting: ya cuz i can make it really hard to read if i want so people get annoyed or i can make it nice and neat if i feel like it but usually im too lazy
- trust others easily: lol not really but if you give me time i'll come around.
- like sarcasm: WUTZ DAT
- take walks in the rain: sometimes.. i mean, if its not too cold then sure
- kiss with your eyes closed: lmao what. yes...
- sing in the shower: only if im listening to AWESOME POP MUSIC of course. and then i just slaughter the songs with my voice and make them even more horrible than they already are.