I changed my middle name to 'shouldn't be allowed to drive'
do a big goddamn asshole of a puddle ate my volvo
and by ate my volvo i mean it ate my front right tire, and my rear left is about 8 inches off the ground
we couldn't push it out and when we tried my hand slipped, it mashed through my tail light, and cut my wrist a bit, this slip forward also caused me to hit my head on the trunk
i tried to stick a big rock under my tire (but even the puddle tire doesn't seem to be touching anything solid) but it was slooshy and freezing and very unstable
and a board wouldnt slip under it
so i call triple a and they say it's going to cost me around 65 (because apparently i 'ran out' of coverage so i had to pay cash)
so i wait a lil bit for a ride to the atm and get $80, and when I call them back they tell me that all the services available start at about $100 and go up depending on the situation.
I could not justify paying that much money yo remove my car from the puddle at 2 am.
I got a ride home, now hopefully my Daddy dearest will be able to find it in his heart to help me in the morning, if not I shall valiantly return on my bike and keep trying. Humans should be able to conquer a puddle.
Triple A I hate you, almost as much as Bank of America.
Goodnight!
and by ate my volvo i mean it ate my front right tire, and my rear left is about 8 inches off the ground
we couldn't push it out and when we tried my hand slipped, it mashed through my tail light, and cut my wrist a bit, this slip forward also caused me to hit my head on the trunk
i tried to stick a big rock under my tire (but even the puddle tire doesn't seem to be touching anything solid) but it was slooshy and freezing and very unstable
and a board wouldnt slip under it
so i call triple a and they say it's going to cost me around 65 (because apparently i 'ran out' of coverage so i had to pay cash)
so i wait a lil bit for a ride to the atm and get $80, and when I call them back they tell me that all the services available start at about $100 and go up depending on the situation.
I could not justify paying that much money yo remove my car from the puddle at 2 am.
I got a ride home, now hopefully my Daddy dearest will be able to find it in his heart to help me in the morning, if not I shall valiantly return on my bike and keep trying. Humans should be able to conquer a puddle.
Triple A I hate you, almost as much as Bank of America.
Goodnight!