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We went to see the Break-Up last night. It was ok. Not too horrible. Not too great either. When we got to the theater, I parked on the side of the building. There was this green Explorer taking up the first two spaces right next to the theater. (off subject, I have the hiccups.) Phil said that I could have gotten a great parking space if "that asshole hadn't double parked." On the way into the theater, I noticed that the back windshield was dirty. So I stopped and wrote "I'm an ass" in the dirt, wash me style. It was around 7 o'clock, so it was still light out and it didn't really stand out. I was a little disappointed, but felt better. It wasn't like it was a bad parking job. The guy obviously parked in two spaces, the line was right in the middle of the car. Heaven forbid he get an itty bitty ding. After the movie, we were walking to the car, and the Explorer was still there. By this time it was after 9, so it was dark. The "I'm an ass" might as well be written in phosphorus paint, it was blazing under the lights. I was like, sweet, it's really showing up now! Phil said that spray paint would have stood out better. I told him that that would be vandalism, and I wouldn't stoop to that. What I did was merely a public service anouncement.