[ An extract from 'Sinderella' ]

[_imfe]

... ... Because I can and because it's a brilliant stage performance (Jim Davidson) and just because Charlie Drake is the man and because it's too fucking early in the morning to type anything else.

Please bear in mind Mr. Drake is old and senile and forgets easily. Like the script. O.o;

-Baron Hard-on (C Drake) and Buttons (J Davidson) are on stage, and on comes the Fairy Godmother (whose name I've forgotten XD)-

Baron: Are you a goblin?? -point point point point-
Buttons: (Pixie.)
Baron: WHAT?
Buttons: (Are you a pixie?)
Baron: No, I'm the Baron.
Button: (No, ask Are you a pixie!)
Baron: -turns back to Fairy Godmother- ARE YOU A FUCKING PIXIE THEN???

XDDDD

Another one!!! Fwheeee!!

-The two ugly sisters (both played by men XD) are on stage with Sinderella-

1st sister: -to Sin- What's that horrible parfume you're wearing Sinderella?
Sin: It's called "Come to me"
2nd sister: Well it doesn't smell like "come" to me.

Uhh.... Yus.

Oh oh oh, Prince Charming's crotch gets bigger every time he steps on stage... S'funny.

Baron: The Prince Charming's here!
Ugly sisters: How do you know?
Baron: Because his cock got here 5 minutes before he did!!

Oishky Boishky...... I'm done now. All Ima telling you all to see it. XD

Rie x
Are you a fucking pixie then??