Punta Cunt? No, Punta Cana
this is worth a read:
the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!
follow the leada leada leada
follow the leada
clap clap clap
a jump to de left
a jump to de right
we don't need no water let the .... burn
Spring Break '04 events:
1. vigorous landings making "Team Ireland" scream in Japanese
2. waving like a celebrity when going down the airplane stairs
3. wondering why the airport had no ceiling when we got inside, or what we thought was inside
4. watching bunny lady pass out chicken
5. listening to the bus tour guide say "Wurr" which was meant to be "Well"
6. stopping at a hotel to let pasengers off the bus and a lady smacking her head on a tv that was in the isle
7. arriving at our hotel already sweating profusely
8. drinking 9 Banana Mama's
9. found out the tv in our room had the Disney Channel
10. met julienne and snaggletooth, the little French boys
11. pre egg game drinking
12. drunken egg game!
13. banana "death" boating, more like tubing
14. more drinking
15. swimming, sun bathing, and eating
16. more drinking then swimming in the ocean trying not to drown
17. horribly small portioned dinners
18. pizza and fries at 1 o'clock am with Aunt Donna
19. 8 o'clock am drinking parties that lasted all day
20. The Nina, The Pinta, and The "Santo Stalker" Maria
21. more banana boating
22. dancing on the beach
23. water aerobics lessons, more like Corinne and I doing the teaching
24. water polo masters
25. more small, disgusting dinners
26. getting "ripped" for Sara's birthday, the big one-seven
27. late night freeze tag on the beach
28. getting my picture taken with a cute little monkey
29. horse back riding on the beach where I purchased a cd with Follow the Leader on it
30. ATV's with Corinne creating a huge blister on my thumb
31. boogie boarding
32. Fab 4 + 8th grade squad = sooooo good
33. trollie rides to the hotel next door
34. lobby dancing
35. seeing Peanut Head
36. yellow shirts!
37. playing chicken in the pool then walking around with Corinne on my shoulders
38. stealing eggs from the cook's basket at breakfast
39. + drinking
40. the Saaaaaabrina noise and duuuuuuu noise
41. spilling beer looking urine down the stairs
42. more banana boating and boogie boarding with the addition of the o'brien tube
43. realizing the boat operator had previously drank de liquor right before we went on the banana boat
44. falling off into the coral reef
45. saying, "Lets goose eachother!" and being serious
46. wanting to then, "try it in the front"
47. "elephanting"
48. noticing how the banana boat resembles a penis
49. gathering a total of 11 eggs for our own rendition of the one and only egg game
50. digitally photographing Peanut Head at "la theatre"
51. Fab 4 wannabe sleep overs
52. pool and foosball games
53. seeing Jeff every place we went
54. dinner drum jams with silverware, plates, glasses, etc.
55. turning a 45 minute walk into a 25 minute run with Nichole to hear the Dominicans yell, "Lady, lady, lookie, lookie, it's a cheapie, cheapie" while grabbing you
56. reminiscing with Blake about Woods Walla and Office also known as, Off-the-Ice, and yes, no, yes, no
57. Britney Spears
58. no teen disco :(
59. 40 minute trollie rides instead of a 3 minute walk
60. lost naked 4 year olds talking to Blake, Corinne, and I
61. making the best movie ever featuring Corinne "Duuuu" Thomas and SaaaaaaBRINA Brooks
62. riding the giant stone turtle and playing peek-a-boo in the figure 8
63. finally playing the egg game with the eggs we collected only to get egg yoke splattered all in my hair
64. everyone on the tour bus talk in the microphone about a good memory: Blake being violated
65. spending 7 dollars on a bag of chips and a snickers bar at the airport
66. eating Dominican Baskin Robins ice cream
67. seeing "Team Ireland" once again as we board the airplane
68. pretending to be celebrities one last time on the way up the airplane stairs
69. getting home at 4:30 in the morning already missing everyone
Thank you to the crew: Rachel, Kaitlynn, Nichole, Corinne, Sara, Blake, Scott, and Drew. This was one of the best vacations I could have ever asked for.
Fab 4 Sleep over soon and Picture Party at my house.
La, la, la, la I love Punta Cana!
the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!
follow the leada leada leada
follow the leada
clap clap clap
a jump to de left
a jump to de right
we don't need no water let the .... burn
Spring Break '04 events:
1. vigorous landings making "Team Ireland" scream in Japanese
2. waving like a celebrity when going down the airplane stairs
3. wondering why the airport had no ceiling when we got inside, or what we thought was inside
4. watching bunny lady pass out chicken
5. listening to the bus tour guide say "Wurr" which was meant to be "Well"
6. stopping at a hotel to let pasengers off the bus and a lady smacking her head on a tv that was in the isle
7. arriving at our hotel already sweating profusely
8. drinking 9 Banana Mama's
9. found out the tv in our room had the Disney Channel
10. met julienne and snaggletooth, the little French boys
11. pre egg game drinking
12. drunken egg game!
13. banana "death" boating, more like tubing
14. more drinking
15. swimming, sun bathing, and eating
16. more drinking then swimming in the ocean trying not to drown
17. horribly small portioned dinners
18. pizza and fries at 1 o'clock am with Aunt Donna
19. 8 o'clock am drinking parties that lasted all day
20. The Nina, The Pinta, and The "Santo Stalker" Maria
21. more banana boating
22. dancing on the beach
23. water aerobics lessons, more like Corinne and I doing the teaching
24. water polo masters
25. more small, disgusting dinners
26. getting "ripped" for Sara's birthday, the big one-seven
27. late night freeze tag on the beach
28. getting my picture taken with a cute little monkey
29. horse back riding on the beach where I purchased a cd with Follow the Leader on it
30. ATV's with Corinne creating a huge blister on my thumb
31. boogie boarding
32. Fab 4 + 8th grade squad = sooooo good
33. trollie rides to the hotel next door
34. lobby dancing
35. seeing Peanut Head
36. yellow shirts!
37. playing chicken in the pool then walking around with Corinne on my shoulders
38. stealing eggs from the cook's basket at breakfast
39. + drinking
40. the Saaaaaabrina noise and duuuuuuu noise
41. spilling beer looking urine down the stairs
42. more banana boating and boogie boarding with the addition of the o'brien tube
43. realizing the boat operator had previously drank de liquor right before we went on the banana boat
44. falling off into the coral reef
45. saying, "Lets goose eachother!" and being serious
46. wanting to then, "try it in the front"
47. "elephanting"
48. noticing how the banana boat resembles a penis
49. gathering a total of 11 eggs for our own rendition of the one and only egg game
50. digitally photographing Peanut Head at "la theatre"
51. Fab 4 wannabe sleep overs
52. pool and foosball games
53. seeing Jeff every place we went
54. dinner drum jams with silverware, plates, glasses, etc.
55. turning a 45 minute walk into a 25 minute run with Nichole to hear the Dominicans yell, "Lady, lady, lookie, lookie, it's a cheapie, cheapie" while grabbing you
56. reminiscing with Blake about Woods Walla and Office also known as, Off-the-Ice, and yes, no, yes, no
57. Britney Spears
58. no teen disco :(
59. 40 minute trollie rides instead of a 3 minute walk
60. lost naked 4 year olds talking to Blake, Corinne, and I
61. making the best movie ever featuring Corinne "Duuuu" Thomas and SaaaaaaBRINA Brooks
62. riding the giant stone turtle and playing peek-a-boo in the figure 8
63. finally playing the egg game with the eggs we collected only to get egg yoke splattered all in my hair
64. everyone on the tour bus talk in the microphone about a good memory: Blake being violated
65. spending 7 dollars on a bag of chips and a snickers bar at the airport
66. eating Dominican Baskin Robins ice cream
67. seeing "Team Ireland" once again as we board the airplane
68. pretending to be celebrities one last time on the way up the airplane stairs
69. getting home at 4:30 in the morning already missing everyone
Thank you to the crew: Rachel, Kaitlynn, Nichole, Corinne, Sara, Blake, Scott, and Drew. This was one of the best vacations I could have ever asked for.
Fab 4 Sleep over soon and Picture Party at my house.
La, la, la, la I love Punta Cana!