May 17, 2004 10:31
uh, so. this weekend.
I got no homework done because Ian was down. We saw van helsing which is possibly the worst film EVER. it was bad as underworld. Why am I always fooled by action flims that look cool? why dont i realise that in the previews they condense the coolest minute of the film and after that the film will be filled with mindless duologs and pointless interactions not to mention the crappy and predictable love intrest. Its always the crappiest when someone in the romance dies and a corny funeral with sun shining through clouds ensues. not to mention superimposed images of the dearly departed. ooh and explosives with stakes and crossbows dipped in holy water. turbo vampire death!
Kill me now.
what else happened? ah, I was rubbing Ians tummy half asleep when he suddenly attacked me. It was horrible. He maintains that he was dreaming that he was being attacked by men and that within the dream my hand felt large, hairy and man like. pfft. Ill man like him in a minute.