Extremely bad taste

[_hemhem]

I do not understand the fascination with 'body art'. There is nothing artistic about it at all. It is the permanent disfigurement of the body. It is said to be a terribly painful process and the results will stay with your forever. We are not meant to be marked like cattle

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[rab_the_only]

You need to get drunk.

[_hemhem]

I would rather not. I do not debase myself like all the rest of you monkeys do.

[rab_the_only]

It might loosen you up a bit, Merlin knows you fucking need it.

You know, if you were looking for someone to pull that stick out of your ass, I'd be more than happy to oblige.

[_hemhem]

You're disgusting! I wouldn't even touch you with a ten-foot pole, Lestrange. Go back to harassing Ravenclaws, or whatever it is you actually do.

[rab_the_only]

You love it. You secretly dream about me at night. Don't deny it.

[_hemhem]

You're obscene! Get away from my scroll. You have no business here.

[rab_the_only]

It's public, I have every right to be here.

What do you say? Want to come have a few drinks with me?

[_hemhem]

No, I would not. I would rather not have to deal with you, thank you very much. I am as intersted in you as I am interested in other people's opinions of me.

[rab_the_only]

Ah well, you're a fat cow anyway. I bet you're prude as anything.

[_hemhem]

How dare you make judgements on me! You're a filthy unwashed pervert.

[rab_the_only]

I assure you, I'm washed. I'll make judgements on you all I want. I thought you didn't care? Ooh, looks like I've hit a nerve. How bloody exciting.