Of Housemates and Morons

[_hemhem]

Congratulations, Gryffindor, on your sweeping victory. I can't say I'm surprised. You deserved it

Comments

[le_etoile_noire]

Get over it.

[_hemhem]

I don't believe I was talking to you.

[le_etoile_noire]

This is a public scroll, anyone can read it, you're expressing your thoughts for anyone to read.

So technically, you were talking to me.

[_hemhem]

Very well. I still don't see why you have any opinion on the matter. You are not a Slytherin, after all.

[reggie_b_cool]

Rabastan angers everyone. And the rowdy behaviour can't be helped by some of us.

I go to the Library so I don't have to stay in the common room.

[_hemhem]

Rabastan deserves to be taught discipline. The same goes for the rest of our Housemates.

The Library may be a good place to hide off, Regulus, but it is as much our common room as it is theirs. We should not be driven away from it just because a select group wish to act like gorillas.

[reggie_b_cool]

Well, if they're disciplined then I think I deserve it, too. Most of the time I'm a part of the rowdy student population that sends hexes every which way.

Until that happens, the library is as good as any place.

[_hemhem]

I have to say I'm disapointed in your extracurricular activities, Regulus, however I will be first to admit that you are very much better than the common rabble you are often seen with. You are responsible for your school work, for one thing, and you're not quite as vulgar.

[_hemhem]

No, I don't. I am just permanently dignified, not that you'd know anything about that.

Why am I not surprised that you'll cater to this band of monkeys? You'll take any boy that's willing, it's disgusting. Don't include me in your depravity, please. I have too much self respect for that.

[_hemhem]

Of course you'd think that, you uncivilized harlot. You wouldn't know what dignity looked like through one of Trelawney's crystal balls.

So you celebrate their mediocrity. How nice of you. Yes, I have self respect. I do not take drugs. I'm not that kind of person. Unlike you, I refuse to cheapen myself.

[_cissy_black_]

Oh, just shut up about it! Can't you ever stop complaining?!

[_hemhem]

No, I can't. It's my right to complain, after all. No one's forcing you to read.

[academic_hobo]

think I don't know about that secret room with the body shots and other depraved activity.

There's a secret room? Why was I not informed of this?

Body shots aside, do you really think that scolding them will make things better? They're only going to resent you more because of this.

And, really, everyone knows that Gryffindor is the most un-respectable House, a fact they're quite proud of.

[_hemhem]

I'm afraid it's located in Slytherin, dear Baltazar. I would tell you where it is if it were not for my moral code, and if my housemates wouldn't lauch a full-scale attack on any Ravenclaw who wanders into their territory. I live in a den of vipers.

They already resent me. After six years, I've gotten used to it.

Gryffindor? Don't be silly. They're all perfect little boys and girls there, when they aren't causing trouble.

[academic_hobo]

...Balthazar?

Balthazar?!

Oh, bugger all this for a lark. I hardly see why I should continue to be nice to you and actually try to hold a conversation with you when you continue to get my name wrong!

If you can't be bothered to figure out who I am, I'm not going to be bothered to be polite.

[_hemhem]

I apologize sincerely, Fenwick. Your name merely slipped my mind. Please don't take this against me as I have a lot of things goin on for me right at this moment.