Of Housemates and Morons
Congratulations, Gryffindor, on your sweeping victory. I can't say I'm surprised. You deserved it.
The Slytherin team, on the other hand, had a dismal performance. It was worse this year than the last. They have been severely lacking in talent, and have not trained at all outside of drowning themselves in alcohol.
This leads me to criticize the whole of Slytherin House. With all due respect to Professor Slughorn, we are the most un-respectable House in school. It has gotten so bad that the noun 'Slytherin' has become an insult such as, "That's very Slytherin of you," or "Stop being such a Slytherin". When did the proud House of Salazar become a hellhole of rabble and hooligans?
The Slytherin girls are known for how 'easy' they are, or how prone they are to violence. Even the younger ones. The Slytherin boys are a rowdy, vulgar crowd, up to their eyes in alcohol and drugs and other things that are not meant to be in the possession of young people. They will sleep with anything who stands still long enough. Don't think I don't know about that secret room with the body shots and other depraved activity. Shame on you all! Some of you are only children!
The common room is a mad house. People are threatening other people with bodily harm, there is way to much cursing, everyone is uncouth and barbaric. We are in the last place for the House Cup. We are the least-liked House in school. Salazar Slytherin must be cringing in shame in his grave.
The Slytherin team, on the other hand, had a dismal performance. It was worse this year than the last. They have been severely lacking in talent, and have not trained at all outside of drowning themselves in alcohol.
This leads me to criticize the whole of Slytherin House. With all due respect to Professor Slughorn, we are the most un-respectable House in school. It has gotten so bad that the noun 'Slytherin' has become an insult such as, "That's very Slytherin of you," or "Stop being such a Slytherin". When did the proud House of Salazar become a hellhole of rabble and hooligans?
The Slytherin girls are known for how 'easy' they are, or how prone they are to violence. Even the younger ones. The Slytherin boys are a rowdy, vulgar crowd, up to their eyes in alcohol and drugs and other things that are not meant to be in the possession of young people. They will sleep with anything who stands still long enough. Don't think I don't know about that secret room with the body shots and other depraved activity. Shame on you all! Some of you are only children!
The common room is a mad house. People are threatening other people with bodily harm, there is way to much cursing, everyone is uncouth and barbaric. We are in the last place for the House Cup. We are the least-liked House in school. Salazar Slytherin must be cringing in shame in his grave.