you know it sure is hard to leave here, carey, but it's really not my home
List of things I hate about NYU:
1. The complete lack of a campus. (Yeah, sometimes its cool, but othertimes I don't really feel like sharing a space with a bunch of homeless crackheads.)
2. The way I have no control over temperature in my room and its always ungodly hot.
3. How almost every guy here is gay.
4. The complete lack of activity on my floor.
5. The complete lack of community in general.
6. Our bathroom doorknob.
7. Our room doorknob.
8. The skanky ass, hot as balls laundry room.
9. Einstein's Universe.
10. The brick wall my window faces.
11. The people upstairs who throw glass bottles out their windows which crash down just outside of our window, shatter, wake us up, and then inevitably make our horrible view even worse.
12. That girl down the hall's boyfriend who is wayy to old and sketchy to be here, who just walks unattended through our hall.
13. Downstein.
14. Mice and cockroaches.
15. Having to walk ridiculously far to get to other NYU buildings.
16. The way the whole hall smells when SOME PEOPLE don't bag their trash.
17. Not having a journalism class until the fall semester of sophmore year.
18. Feeling endless guilt over how much money my parents are spending so that I can be depressed here.
19. Socratic Dialogues.
20. Feeling absolutely invisible.
1. The complete lack of a campus. (Yeah, sometimes its cool, but othertimes I don't really feel like sharing a space with a bunch of homeless crackheads.)
2. The way I have no control over temperature in my room and its always ungodly hot.
3. How almost every guy here is gay.
4. The complete lack of activity on my floor.
5. The complete lack of community in general.
6. Our bathroom doorknob.
7. Our room doorknob.
8. The skanky ass, hot as balls laundry room.
9. Einstein's Universe.
10. The brick wall my window faces.
11. The people upstairs who throw glass bottles out their windows which crash down just outside of our window, shatter, wake us up, and then inevitably make our horrible view even worse.
12. That girl down the hall's boyfriend who is wayy to old and sketchy to be here, who just walks unattended through our hall.
13. Downstein.
14. Mice and cockroaches.
15. Having to walk ridiculously far to get to other NYU buildings.
16. The way the whole hall smells when SOME PEOPLE don't bag their trash.
17. Not having a journalism class until the fall semester of sophmore year.
18. Feeling endless guilt over how much money my parents are spending so that I can be depressed here.
19. Socratic Dialogues.
20. Feeling absolutely invisible.