set the roof off this motherfucker!

Aug 15, 2004 00:02

today was wonderful!
i woke up... my mom didnt say anything about the weed...
she acted like it didnt happen... lol
then i hooked up with emily...
we chilled for a lil bit while trin was at danihers
she called this guy up
i talked to him for a lil bit...
and suposively hes comin to my house monday to chill
oh yea!
and emily said he was hott as hell
yea!
then we tried to hook up with trin
she knew i was horny bitch...
and i geuss danihers friend wanted to fuck or watever...
and i wanted to fuck too...
lke i know this is slutty but dood... i was fuckin desperate...
i mean... i duno if you guys know this..
but im a fuckin nympho
i need sex.
and ive been locked up for a month?
oh you know i needed that dick!
so i went over there and fucked him...
he was hott..
and he was mexican and you know i love dem mexicans!
so we hooked up
and i must say...
thats was the best ive ever had
ever.
it was liked fuckin ... omg... lol
every fuckin bone in my body is aching right now...
my fuckin pussy hurts
my back has a huge ass rub burn on my back...
oh boy...
i feel kinda bad that i fucked him
cuz i really wanted to fuck J
but hes dickin around somewhere....
probly with some bitch
so watever..

but the day deos not end there!
before i left he house i drank...
then i drank on the way to emilys...
then i drank at emilys... (a lil bit but who cares? not me! lol)
then we i went over to danihers house
i drank there!
and got laid!
so i was on my way home or watever cuz i cant spend the nite no where...
and these guys pull up in there car or watever
and are all like need a ride? to me and emily
cuz we were walking together...
and i was like yea shit (i was drunk.. and still am lol)
and he was like how old are you?
and i wa slike uh 17 lol

and he was like oh youre too young...
but...
and i was like ok peace!
and walked away lol
it felt soo good to do that
i felt like the biggest pimp lol

and so emily went her way...
and i went my way..
and i was walkin home or watever
and there was this house with all these people there
and there music was fuckin bangin
and there were these guys out side...
(notice how i start every sentence with and? haha im drun k lol)
and there were all hollarin at me and shit
and i was like hey i wana party shit!
and one of the guys came over
and we were talkin and i gave him my number blah blah blah....
and i wa slike yea!
i must be lookin good tonight! lol
so that was over..

and i was walkin down 11 mile and i passed taco bell...
and jeremy works at the drive thru...
and i thought he was guna be a dick
but he looked so happy to see me!
he was like hey! where r you headed?
and i was like im goin home...
he wa slike you cant chill fer a lil bit?
and i was like no im on probahtion..
and he wa slike oh ill call you!
and i was like ok...
watch he probly wont even call me lol
watever i got as much dick as i need right now lol
but at least he looked happy to see me and shit
maybe he wont be an ass anymore...
hmm we'll see...

i would like to write soooo much more but my body is like sooo fuckin drained from tonight... im like hurting all over... seriously...
so im going to bed...

goodnight!
wow im going to bed happy thats a first lol

i love you all!
lol i love the world!
the world is my playground!
so god dammit lets play!
hahahahahahahahahahaha
peace
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