How is it possible for me to owe OVER 200 MOTHERFUCKING POUNDS in bills for TWO WEEKS in September for my old place?????

I'm going to lose it.

My ulcer is getting bigger and bigger and I'm really going to be sick.

Oh and after my (unfortunately) passive aggressive note to, you know, stop eating all of my goddamn food, I found it funny to ( Read more... )

Kid: "She said 'here' that way when you were calling attendance because she was making fun of your American accent".

Me: "I'M NOT AMERICAN...I'M CANADIAN." (minus the yelling, the yelling was in my head ( Read more... )

I want the iPhone SO so bad. But $599 for the 8gig one? And it's said to be more in Canada, like 800??? (despite the good Canadian $$??) AND it doesn't include data charges ( Read more... )

My room floor is embarrassing ( Read more... )

I read something just now about people thinking about naming their kid Triton.

As if that isn't fucking horrifying enough, at least 4 responses to that name were: "Wow, like Triton in the Little Mermaid!" From people aged 20 and up or so, therefore I don't give them a free pass because of youth.

All I can think is Wow, you REALLY can't think of ( Read more... )

Didn't think it was possible to be more tired and annoyed to hear about Brad and Angelina and their spawn, but there you are...I am.

I manage to surprise even myself sometimes.