sean now has a size 44 anus...

[_faustine_]

recent monetary beleaguerments have imposed a vagabond-like existence upon myself, sean, and our dead baby girl chris howe. although sean's hobbit money has dried up, his shire sauce has not - a fact which landed me a low-paying but much needed job with the polyphonic spree: in return for nightly lovemakings with sean, the group's lead singer

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[seattlewolf]

My thoughts are with Jesus, and Jesus is with you so therefore my thoughts are with you.

Did you know Jesus had a huge nutsac? It's on the shroud of Turin.

Is it wrong to think impure thoughts if those thoughts are also about Jesus?

I love Sean.

[_faustine_]

Ssshhhhh! Hey, dude, it's me, Sean. Ssshhhhhh! I don't want _faustine_ or those other fuckers to know, but we need to hook up again some time soon, okay dude? Hopefully before we go back to Holland or something. Shit, Fausti's comin' so I gotta bolt. Keep in touch...

[seattlewolf]

You just say the word and I'll be all over you like the stars are all over the night sky.

and I'll bring the barbeque sauce this time.

And don't worry I'll keep it discreet (like ooooh, on the TLC tip) for ya. Just sneak in that window I keep unlocked and sit on my face.

[nayrb7]

i knew we'd get along, sean. ever since i found out we had the same birthday

oh and i have the girlie show 'vogue' mp3 chrissy wanted. what's her gmail addy?

[_faustine_]

Chrissy doesn't have a gmail account yet, but you can send it to mine: hobbitontheDL@gmail.com.