sean now has a size 44 anus...
recent monetary beleaguerments have imposed a vagabond-like existence upon myself, sean, and our dead baby girl chris howe. although sean's hobbit money has dried up, his shire sauce has not - a fact which landed me a low-paying but much needed job with the polyphonic spree: in return for nightly lovemakings with sean, the group's lead singer granted me a spot in the chorus. during our six weeks of touring with the polyphonic spree, our darling dead baby girl chris howe was forced to witness repeated gangbangings of her father by the entire band.
thrice gangbanged by fellow chorus members myself, i broke off the arrangement and fled with sean and chris howe to new york after our performance at the mtv video music awards in miami. currently in manhattan we have taken up residencings at the lovely and abandoned home of mikeymoz. newly invigorated by many days' feasting upon mikeymoz's siroopwaffeln and homemade protein shakes as well as popeye's leftovers brought to us by nayrb7 (who was kind enough to teach our dead baby girl chris howe how to vogue and who showed sean what it feels like for a girl), my vagabond family is now primed for a transatlantic crossing. i shall post again once we reach european shores.
thrice gangbanged by fellow chorus members myself, i broke off the arrangement and fled with sean and chris howe to new york after our performance at the mtv video music awards in miami. currently in manhattan we have taken up residencings at the lovely and abandoned home of mikeymoz. newly invigorated by many days' feasting upon mikeymoz's siroopwaffeln and homemade protein shakes as well as popeye's leftovers brought to us by nayrb7 (who was kind enough to teach our dead baby girl chris howe how to vogue and who showed sean what it feels like for a girl), my vagabond family is now primed for a transatlantic crossing. i shall post again once we reach european shores.