I have a clean desk, which means at least part of my brain is now clean.

Now I just need to work on the rest of my life.

So, I was laying in bed ready to fall asleep after a fun night when I saw our boys in blue perched up outside my window with a drunken student pulled over. So, picture this: you're getting pulled over for drunk driving. Do you A)pull into the HUGE PARKING LOT or do you B)pull into the driveway next to it, completely blocking it. I'll give you ( Read more... )

Um, hi. It's been awhile since I've posted here. Who still reads this, anyway? Have we all moved on? Just curious. Sort of want to actually erase this entire message and close firefox. Oh well. *clicks post*

So, I was going through old files and came across this, which made me laugh. This is from 1:56 AM, apparently. With that said, enjoy! lulz.#include iosys.h ( Read more... )

"Can't" has been removed from my vocabulary. Now what do I do about "shouldn't"?

I want to make sweet love to her just to show her that it exists.

You call this hip hop?
Well, I guess all good things have to stop.
I was walking down the steps and I felt the beat,
But once I got over here I saw nothing from the street.
It looks like somebody punched into my TV and pulled out BET.
What happened to Wild Style?
What happened to style at all?
When you're ready to break, gimme a call.

Beaux Arts is a go. Who wants to get together beforehand?

I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each time ( Read more... )

I want to get a skateboarding crew together ( Read more... )