A quick disclaimer: If you read this entry, know that I'll still repeat its contents to you later.
you have been warned.
I"m HOME
so.. I got to see a inguinal hernia repair surgery, a bunion repair surgery, a mandible something surgery, an eardrum surgery and a gallbladder removal. The only two I got to see start to finish were the hernia and the gallbladder removal. COOLEST EXPERIENCES EVER OHMYFUCKINGGODOHMYFUCKINGGOD. they were just like pulling out things and cauterizing (ew.. the smell of burning human flesh...) and OHMYGODTHISISSOWHATI'MGOINGTODOWITHMYLIEF!
best time ever.
ok. so CSW really is a bubbble. like, legit. people actually say "that's so gay" or "that's a little fag" or "i look like a retard". like every day. in normal conversation. without thinking twice. so odd.
and i don't know ANYTHING. chicago is in the northern part of illinois? who knew? illinois is farther from boston than pennsylvania is? who knew? there's a real town called kalamazoo and real people with real jobs live there? who knew??? and, like... real people live in wisconsin, iowa (not just the music man and his merry men), minnesota, missouri, and yes, kansas? and asian people live in kansas. really, really, high maintenance asian people. and people, like, don't live near cities. and they're ok with that? double you tee eff?
it always surprises me that people survive and are, actually, totally ok with the fact that new york and boston are more than a day's drive away. if new york or boston was more than a day's drive away from me, i'd literally die. like, literally. I would commit suicide. bye, bye, emily. because, really, what's the point of living more than 12 hours from boston and new york? like, to eat corn and consider McDonalds' the highlight of my town? NO THANK YOU. but like, people do it. and it always amazes me. stupid people. I don't really ever believe that they really exist. like, i hear about them... but are they really real? or are they just a myth that the government wishes us to believe? THEY"RE REAL (I think...)
and there was this other girl who went to a boarding school in new england. we bonded over that. her name is emily.
and there was a cute boy. a hot boy. name o' La Treal. SO beautiful. and he'd always be like "'sup, E?" and I'd be like "'sup La Treal" and he'd give me that hot boy nod. and then I get home today. and find a message on my phone saying "hey, emily.. this is la treal. I just wanted to make sure you got home nice and safe. Give me a call back sometime and we'll talk. Miss you."
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call the cell. I miss y'all.
I"m HOME
so.. I got to see a inguinal hernia repair surgery, a bunion repair surgery, a mandible something surgery, an eardrum surgery and a gallbladder removal. The only two I got to see start to finish were the hernia and the gallbladder removal. COOLEST EXPERIENCES EVER OHMYFUCKINGGODOHMYFUCKINGGOD. they were just like pulling out things and cauterizing (ew.. the smell of burning human flesh...) and OHMYGODTHISISSOWHATI'MGOINGTODOWITHMYLIEF!
best time ever.
ok. so CSW really is a bubbble. like, legit. people actually say "that's so gay" or "that's a little fag" or "i look like a retard". like every day. in normal conversation. without thinking twice. so odd.
and i don't know ANYTHING. chicago is in the northern part of illinois? who knew? illinois is farther from boston than pennsylvania is? who knew? there's a real town called kalamazoo and real people with real jobs live there? who knew??? and, like... real people live in wisconsin, iowa (not just the music man and his merry men), minnesota, missouri, and yes, kansas? and asian people live in kansas. really, really, high maintenance asian people. and people, like, don't live near cities. and they're ok with that? double you tee eff?
it always surprises me that people survive and are, actually, totally ok with the fact that new york and boston are more than a day's drive away. if new york or boston was more than a day's drive away from me, i'd literally die. like, literally. I would commit suicide. bye, bye, emily. because, really, what's the point of living more than 12 hours from boston and new york? like, to eat corn and consider McDonalds' the highlight of my town? NO THANK YOU. but like, people do it. and it always amazes me. stupid people. I don't really ever believe that they really exist. like, i hear about them... but are they really real? or are they just a myth that the government wishes us to believe? THEY"RE REAL (I think...)
and there was this other girl who went to a boarding school in new england. we bonded over that. her name is emily.
and there was a cute boy. a hot boy. name o' La Treal. SO beautiful. and he'd always be like "'sup, E?" and I'd be like "'sup La Treal" and he'd give me that hot boy nod. and then I get home today. and find a message on my phone saying "hey, emily.. this is la treal. I just wanted to make sure you got home nice and safe. Give me a call back sometime and we'll talk. Miss you."
and i
m
e
l
t
e
d .
call the cell. I miss y'all.