THANKS JOHN LUTKEVICH... however you spell your name

[_elmwood]

I'm the essence of shitty artistic expression. I write internet love letters to a girl in my "Dramatic" live journal, it's just too bad she knows I'm hung like a squirrel. When me and Randy are "At the movies," we like to make our "Days salty and dry." Our faces sticky and white. "Just like the roads in winter time." "Are you ready" for a shitty band, who likes to talk shit behind computer screens and fake fans? We apologize for now but when this "Dark November" is done, we'll just "Do it again!" until our non-existant musical bridges are burned. We can't play at all, and we put the wood in Elmwood. IN EACH OTHERS ASSES!

Again, I love the ammount of respect we recieve, yay for local music!