It's kinda like this

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You wake up an seven pm because you're some sort of vampire now and nobody is home. The house is erie and pitch black but seems like someone was there just only a fraction of a second ago. The program on the tv is displaying it is no longer available. And you just went on some ridiculous journey where you thought you would be filming a documentary about space life but ending up doing a porno on top of some hill where your partner got the hot sexy man and you got the hot sexy woman who actually had a very small penis and a family full of transexuals.

Somehow you escape, but one day you might not.