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I havn't updated in like two weeks? I was on vacation. It was awsome. Lots of storys. My cousin stole his dad's car, and kidnapped a dog, and was pulled over, and didnt have a licence, and had an open beer. So now he has to work at taco bell to pay for the legal fees. And as a result of all that, he got an award for making the most perfect and best crunch wrap that month. LOL. I ate like five of them in two days when I found this out. We smoked a few bowls later, and we went on an adventure in the fucking swamp behind his house. LOLOLOL. Because we got his dog high. For anyone who reads this, and has a dog, or knows one that they can smoke out, deffinetly do it. But you have tog et high too, because if you dont, half the shit the dog does wont be funny. He'll just take of running out of nowhere. Like super fast. LOLOLOLOLOL. He'll be sniffing something and then BOOM! out of nowhere. And then he's gone. And then a little bit later he'll come running back. FROM ANOTHER DIRECTION. It was so fucking funny. Then we did a lot of fire crakcers. And we threw them in the swamp, and they exploded underwater. It was awsome. It was very sticky weed. The next day, I rolled the most perfect joint ever. It looked identicle to a cigarette, no shit. Except one end was pointed like joints are. It was kinda small though, but it did the trick. I ate another crunch wrap that night at like 2:00. Actually I didn't eat a crunch wrap un-stoned till like a few days later, when I was leaving for Washington. And then I didnt smoke again for like a week, actually not till last night. In Washington I took up rolling my own cigarrettes. But I have pretty much quit that, over the entire trip I smoked like three or four. I went to a restaurant in Virginia or West Virginia. In a town called Princeton. AND THERE WERE THE THREE HOTTEST WAITRESSES EVER OF ALL TIME. It was awsome. Even my grandfather checked one out for like five minutes straight. And they had a southern drawl accent. I used to think that was anoying, but now I think it's hot. In Washignton me and my bro explored alone. It cool. Ohhhh, and this one chick stopped us and was like hey do you guys wanna participate in a petition for the envioment? And we agreed and she was like, were againt mercury pollution, and I was like, hell yeah, people should stop polluting mercury! and she was like no, we dont want people to pollute things with mercury. And I was like, oh. And then she was like Bush should have been putting bans on how much mercury plants can push out but instead he's signed something that allows seven times the mercury to spill out. And I was like Go Bush! She kept talking though, and because she put up with my shit I signed. Like it'll do any good. It never does. Anyway, the trip was awsome, and because my dad is rich, he is going to send me and bro back up there for the graduation party of the cousin who stole the car. LOL. But him and I are tight as hell, so it is going to be awsome. Thats on the 31st. So I get to leave town again. And if my boss doesnt fire me for missing three weeks this summer, as well as mornings for the two weeks that I volunteered, I'm quitting. My jobs sucks. Plus everyone makes more money than me. FOR DOING LESS WORK. I have to clean the meat room. THE MEAT ROOM MOTHERFUCKERS. THATS LIKE HAVING TO DO THE DISHES AT A RESAURANT IF IT WAS A RAW MEAT JOINT THAT VELOCI-RAPTORS ATE AT. Yeah, so.
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