kill me
last night - so uneventful and eventful at the same time!
the plan
- go to weatherspoons dressed normally with costume in bag
- stay there til 9, at which point go round to limelight and get promotional stuff for 22-20s
- at 10 go back outside and start the tedious world of flyering
- see the 22-20s
- meet up with debs, corrina, saz, vicks, and alana afterwards whilst they have been in the spring and airbrake
- head to ian chops house in fancy dress
- fall over
the reality
- 22-20s cancel late friday night, word reaches me 10 mins before i was heading on a train with a series of clipboards - fuck sake
- poke saz to announce limelight is a club night again and we can resume bolloxedness in the home away from home
- discover already we've lost one of the posse, through corrina having food poisoning
- speak to lynsey on phone and shock horror we might see each other!!! however deliberations still in air as to whether she was going to the limelight
- get to belfast an hour late to partake in a lil snifter of drink in weatherspoons
- discover mully has people at his house + offlicenses are still open = more cheap booze
- invade mullys house, speak loudly, interupt films, witness the kitchen ceiling drip
- get phonecall from lynsey, who i forgot to phone (sorry!) saying she's in the limelight and to tell her when we're there
- leave mullys and head to limelight picking up vicks and alana on the way who had gone for a bit of a dance in the globe
- arrive at limelight to find its bunged, people can barely move inside and the bouncers arent having any pleas of getting in what so ever
- so close to seeing lynsey - yet so bloody far! i'm sorry baby!!!
- give up on queueing as noone is leaving and its starting to become risky to get in anywhere else, so head to the spring and airbrake (worst club EVER)
- after 5 seconds in the spring and airbrake a large feeling of depression floods over all through the view of spides and emptyness
- decide we've had enough and go to the ho-ho for food before heading to ian chops
- get harrassed by a series of spides including one guy who tried to steal saz's hat and say bye to vicks and alana
- after waiting for our taxi, it not appearing, and the ever so fun game of flag down a taxi, we head to rent a cab
- rent a cab office = worst jokes man alive, man who doesnt know what any of our costumes are (debs pirate = bon jovi, sazs freddy = michael jackon, my jason = freddy) 'busted', slowest cabs ever
- get phone call from gaz in a state who has been attacked and had his head kicked in, cue lenghty call trying to persuade him to go to hospital with his mate alan
- taxi finally arrives, with a taxi driver whose new, and has never heard of sydenham or the hatfield
- eventually get to the house of chops with another call from gaz who is now lying in the royal in shock
- get into house to discover the most blokes in drag i have ever seen
- saz debs and myself congregate on the stairs of misery
- visit cholo the amazing
- eyeliner?
- debs and myself desperatly try to get some fresh air so go out to the back garden aka the pissing spot when the toilet is being used
- i walk into a metal bar and cripple my leg
- more phonecalls from gaz whose been moved to antrim cos the royal is so bunged
- after 4 saz feels ill with the thought of no sleep and the party is in no way of dying so back to mullys via taxi
- no one has money left so figure 'ahhh we'll get some from the machine outside mullys' - whoops of course not! all machines in botanic are broken cue taxi driver driving us about til we find one that works *groan*
- get to mullys - watch some dead milkmen and crawl into a ball wishing for death
- wake up in confusion as to whether clocks are forward or back
- poke gaz who has only just got home from hospital after going there at 1am (he's alright, bit battered and bruised but nothing broken! :) )
- crawl home
best night ever - so beautiful in so many ways, though surprisingly i did have a fun time when most of above wasnt happpening