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129 lbs. (don't care.), alcohol units 17 (am drunkard.), cigarettes 2, calories 4,280.
Am up to 129 lbs. but could care less. Am Bridget Jones and a new woman. Will no longer obsess over weight, let it go where it wants. Will drink until liver explodes and laugh at those who try and stop self. Have also sworn off men. That does not, however, mean I have become lesbian. Will just live a life of singleton ecstasy. Shall dance around kitchen singing "I Will Survive" as much as I feel like.
When someone asks self why am not married will simply reply with, "Because I am a sexy young woman, and sexy young women do not get married."
On other hand, met terrific french bloke at restaurant. Flirted alot with him til realized he was my waiter. The thing about relationships with waiters is that they know what you eat, when you eat it, and how much. Is simply horrifying that v. sexy young bloke would find self ordering large quantities of food and think was a cow. So ended up ordering v. healthy salad, which was good choice in long run.
Fuck, now where's his bloody number.
Am up to 129 lbs. but could care less. Am Bridget Jones and a new woman. Will no longer obsess over weight, let it go where it wants. Will drink until liver explodes and laugh at those who try and stop self. Have also sworn off men. That does not, however, mean I have become lesbian. Will just live a life of singleton ecstasy. Shall dance around kitchen singing "I Will Survive" as much as I feel like.
When someone asks self why am not married will simply reply with, "Because I am a sexy young woman, and sexy young women do not get married."
On other hand, met terrific french bloke at restaurant. Flirted alot with him til realized he was my waiter. The thing about relationships with waiters is that they know what you eat, when you eat it, and how much. Is simply horrifying that v. sexy young bloke would find self ordering large quantities of food and think was a cow. So ended up ordering v. healthy salad, which was good choice in long run.
Fuck, now where's his bloody number.