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125 lbs. (yes, yes, yes!), alcohol units 0 (so far..), cigarettes 12, calories 1,000.
Had v. v. v. fun time last night. V. nice to get drunk and curse out Rebecca's while people stare at you like you're a schizophrenic. Shifty-eyed bloke was giving Andrea the look and winking at her lots. No blokes for Bridget.
Gah, Cyndi's coming to visit as well. Must tidy up house in attempt to look neat and relaxed. Will go out and get smashed again with friends. Andrea said my liver would explode...am worried now. Will get massive liver disease and die. Gravestone will read, "Here lies Bridget. Minus one liver which exploded into smithereens."
Prince Harry is Tinkerbell...still can't get over that.
Had v. v. v. fun time last night. V. nice to get drunk and curse out Rebecca's while people stare at you like you're a schizophrenic. Shifty-eyed bloke was giving Andrea the look and winking at her lots. No blokes for Bridget.
Gah, Cyndi's coming to visit as well. Must tidy up house in attempt to look neat and relaxed. Will go out and get smashed again with friends. Andrea said my liver would explode...am worried now. Will get massive liver disease and die. Gravestone will read, "Here lies Bridget. Minus one liver which exploded into smithereens."
Prince Harry is Tinkerbell...still can't get over that.