No place like Kansas
Nothing on TV and nothing to eat because I can't eat anything worth eating. I might as well order a lobotomy. At least I wouldn't notice how absolutely crummy my life is.
Though I did just see thisYou know what that means! Keystone's up for grabs ( Read more... )
Though I did just see thisYou know what that means! Keystone's up for grabs ( Read more... )
I wonder when "the dead brother" is going to show up. They've been talking about it for months.
*looks back to him, reaching for the cooler* Just.. business, stuff, really. I just found out that we've got a coorperate SPY in the company.
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Dead brother? Now that I did not know about. Geez, what if it ends up Hank, Tayla and Josh are all related?
Corporate spy? Yikes.
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*gives him a funny look* You're kidding me!? I could live if Hank and Tayla were, but if Josh was too? *sudders* THEn i would have to send those writers to Dr. Phil because I don't know what the hell they're smokin'.
Yeah... I've been having to weed and rake things clean to get things back in order. I've had nothing shy of headache the past few days. that's one reason why I'm welcoming this "vacation" with open arms.
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*chuckles* Dr. Phil probably suggested half the lame stuff that's on that show. And wow, look at you. *socks his shoulder lightly and grins* An appropriate cultural reference. I'm so proud.
A city full of simple country folk will be a nice change.
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*blushes very weakly from that and waves him off all passive like* Aww.. pshhhaw. It's not like I can't-- just cuz I'm BLONDE. And I just happen to know that Buffalos really DO have wings. *nods, extrememly serious*
Have you ever been to Keystone?
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I still remember the good old days when someone would tell you to "Shake a leg" and you'd shake one. *pats his hair* You can't help being blond.
No. But Wally showed me a postcard of it once, I think.
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Oh... *rubs the back of his neck* Parts of it is nice, from what I've seen of it, but it's a city-world-- it's got it's problems. And it's beauty too.
So who do you think the first evil-doer will be we round up?
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Who knows. I wouldn't be surprised if we had to take on the Honey-baked Ham and the Rib Tip Kid. *totally making this up but he manages to look entirely serious*
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*snorts, thinking he IS serious* What kind of looser names himself Honey-Baked Ham!? he's just asking to get eaten..
*gasps, jumping in his seat, pats his arm* OH. MY. God. Turn it up, turn it up!! *points to the radio, goes to singing, hands riding up, ignoring the road*
*voice going all feminine* "Like a Viiirgin! Oooh! Touched for the very first tiiime! Like a virrrgin! When your heart beeats! Next to mine--!"
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Which leaves you and Guy to sing"Good Morning, Starshine."
*chuckles* You really are blond.
That's enough excitement for one car ride. *turns the radio off and smiles smugly* I have a heart condition.
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Aww....! C'mon!! *grins* We'll put it on a station YOU like, how about that? And then you can sing along. besides-- you MAY have bugged my car for cameras and are just secretly encouring me to dance my head and sing at my best so you can be on TV and show the world what a doofus Iam?
*goes into over dramatics* You wouldn't do that to ME, would you!?
I thoght you loved me!
*sniffs before goes into fake sobbing, actually producing tears* You don't love me....
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No music. Let's talk about adult things like who was the hottest member of the League.
*rolls his eyes*
I may be fond of you but your girly Madonna songs drive me nuts.
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I. Am. Not. Calling. Batman. He's so grumpy. YOU do it.
*sniffles* So you like Cher then, huh?
Hottest member? Past, present or futu-- uh... past or present?
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I'll just call him up on my invisible phone right now. *mimics cell phone dialing and waits*
"Hey Batman, it's your old pal, Blue Beetle.
"I just thought you should know that Booster has a crush on you and it's Gliddy glub gloopy nibby nabby noopy la la la lo lo not whatever it is you mutter under your cowl when we get to the chorus of 'Good Morning, Starshine.' A bientot."
No Cher.
Past. Then present. Or how about the top 10 attractive people.
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EEP!
*changes lanes and flips off a driver in a orange VW Bug*
--feelings! Yeah! And he says Smooch-smooch-- can't wait for a a hug ya big silly. Oh-- he's mad. I better hang up now. *gives him his "phone" back*
Aw... You're breaking my heart here, Ted.
*grins* In my book? They can be anybody? actresses and super-babes and... my mail carrier, for instance?
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Breaking your heart? You nearly got hit by an orange VW.
Top ten people in the League, dummy.
Let's see...hmm...
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