A couple videos to cheer you up!

[_blind_eyes_]

"John just invited me to a September 11 party."
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1761982

"How many petticoats?"
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1766679

"I'm Harry Potter. Harry Harry Potter."
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1770096

"I need to get my drink on."
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/74

"Sombody gonna get pregnant while I'm in town."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOhKrL5DB1Y

"Take the seed outside. Leave it in the streets. Run over it after the show."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FkTORyXc6g

"Awww!"
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=otters+holding+hands