Perhaps, the best ever.
Panda Ann: I'M A BIG BIG FUCKING STAR!
Jack: Woah, thats going on??
Panda Ann: You're gonna have to sit down to hear this.
Panda Ann: You know how I'm into street gangs right?
Jack: ....
Panda Ann: I was battling some suave ass jive motherfuckers
Jack: !!!!!!!!!
Panda Ann: AND I GOT MY BROKE ASS A RECORD CONTRACT WITH INTERSCOPE
Jack: I didn't know you could sing
Panda Ann: I can't! Imma be a rich bitch! just like you!
Jack: Being rich is awesome!
Jack: Perhaps I can finally give you the respect I only give my socialite friends...
Panda Ann: Anyway, i know you're like a struggling writer..
Jack: I got a 20 million dollar advance on my second book
Panda Ann: I thought you could listen to my first song and give me some feedback
Jack: Hmm, okay
Panda Ann: I really drew inspiration from Charlotte Church, Josh Groban, and the late great biggy.
Jack: Oh man, I love Charlotte Church
Later:
Pearl: Making her debut...Pandastacia!
Panda Ann: I'd like to dedicate this song to my good friend Jack, who has taught me to be a better person
Jack: oh man, aww.
Panda Ann: Imma be like a tiny mouse and creep into your unguarded hole
Panda Ann: Imma cram my long thick pulsating soccer ball through your net and score a goal
Panda Ann: imma say yeah baby, i like you, imma grab your tit
Panda Ann: Imma be some clearisil and your panties are gonna be a zit
Panda Ann: And after i stick it in your love hole, imma listen to you scream
Panda Ann: Imma be the best thing to happen to your g-spot since ben and jerry's happened to ice cream
Panda Ann: Imma get you on your back and put that kitty in the air
Panda Ann: Imma cock one leg up then imma go to the drugstore and buy some nair
Panda Ann: Imma use a coupon I found in sundays paper, buy one get one free
Panda Ann: that's right shorty, one bottle for you, one for me
Panda Ann: Than imma call you willy wonka, and let you find my golden ticket
Panda Ann: Imma make between your legs sing like they was a cricket
Panda Ann: Imma cover you in gravy and then call you Sam
Panda Ann: Imma bust a double wide on your ass and glaze it like a ham
Than imma lay you down and ask you yo' name
Hate on the playa baby, but dont hate the game
Jack: ....
Panda Ann: thank you, thank you all so so much
Panda Ann: So...what do you think, be honest!
Jack: ..........Well........
Jack: I really really liked it.