BRB, committing justifiable homicide...
Dear UEFA,
STFU and DIAF you pathetic, despicable, corrupt hypocrites.
No love and absolutely no fucking respect,
Me
I'm tempted to post my irrefutable documentation of all the ways in which UEFA are a fucking disgrace (tm), but I guess I'll wait until the club have decided on their response to the ruling and maybe until I can write without wanting to HULK SMASH everything in a five-mile radius.
Let's move on to something happy, shall we? Chelsea TV has finally gotten around to showing some of the traditional end of season quizzes, and as usual they are made of fail and lolz. Here are a select few of the answers to your most burning questions, as revealed by Joe Cole, Flo Mo, and Captain Fantastic:
WORST DRESSED
Joe: everyone is rubbish except Lamps, who can even pull off pink (Joey, bb, your mancrush is showing! XD)
Flo: 'Me, sometimes' and Joe Cole (Aw! Recognizing the problem is the first step toward the solution, Flo...)
JT: Joe Cole
BIGGEST POSER
Joe: quite a few, but probably Mikel because of all his blinged-out gear and sequins
Flo: Quaresma, the 'Puff Daddy of Portugal' (BRB, LOLLING FOREVER!)
JT: Quaresma because he carries around four different aftershaves
MOST INTELLIGENT
Joe: probably Lamps or Big Pete...give it to Petr 'cause Lamps got best dressed and we can't give him two
Flo: Lamps
JT: Lamps, even though all the boys probably say that
FUNNIEST MOMENT
Joe: Malouda's hair, especially when he turned up for the CL semi-final 'with an onion for a head' (ROTFLMAO!)
JT: when we were knocking Liverpool out of the CL and the Chelsea fans were singing 'Torres, Torres, what's the score?' and Ashley Cole joined in the singing
Hee! Poor Joey, he's the unanimous choice for worst dressed every year, bless him. Not that any of the others, least of all JT, are in a position to criticize!
Oh, boys. I love you even though you can't dress yourselves and you do silly things with your hair and you all have the maturity of toddlers. ♥
STFU and DIAF you pathetic, despicable, corrupt hypocrites.
No love and absolutely no fucking respect,
Me
I'm tempted to post my irrefutable documentation of all the ways in which UEFA are a fucking disgrace (tm), but I guess I'll wait until the club have decided on their response to the ruling and maybe until I can write without wanting to HULK SMASH everything in a five-mile radius.
Let's move on to something happy, shall we? Chelsea TV has finally gotten around to showing some of the traditional end of season quizzes, and as usual they are made of fail and lolz. Here are a select few of the answers to your most burning questions, as revealed by Joe Cole, Flo Mo, and Captain Fantastic:
WORST DRESSED
Joe: everyone is rubbish except Lamps, who can even pull off pink (Joey, bb, your mancrush is showing! XD)
Flo: 'Me, sometimes' and Joe Cole (Aw! Recognizing the problem is the first step toward the solution, Flo...)
JT: Joe Cole
BIGGEST POSER
Joe: quite a few, but probably Mikel because of all his blinged-out gear and sequins
Flo: Quaresma, the 'Puff Daddy of Portugal' (BRB, LOLLING FOREVER!)
JT: Quaresma because he carries around four different aftershaves
MOST INTELLIGENT
Joe: probably Lamps or Big Pete...give it to Petr 'cause Lamps got best dressed and we can't give him two
Flo: Lamps
JT: Lamps, even though all the boys probably say that
FUNNIEST MOMENT
Joe: Malouda's hair, especially when he turned up for the CL semi-final 'with an onion for a head' (ROTFLMAO!)
JT: when we were knocking Liverpool out of the CL and the Chelsea fans were singing 'Torres, Torres, what's the score?' and Ashley Cole joined in the singing
Hee! Poor Joey, he's the unanimous choice for worst dressed every year, bless him. Not that any of the others, least of all JT, are in a position to criticize!
Oh, boys. I love you even though you can't dress yourselves and you do silly things with your hair and you all have the maturity of toddlers. ♥