he's a cold hearted snake
last night we went to see king arthur (ehh), where i saw alex. i told him to come sit by me, which he must have heard as "come rape me, please." upon being questioned about the whereabouts of his girlfriend, he said alice was "at the beach." of course, this made it perfectly okay for him to try to cuddle with and grope me. i reminded him that he had a girlfriend, and he backed off a little. mostly i let him have his fun because, well, basically, he's just a little horny bitch and a pimp, as are all males (okay, only most), and i mean nothing (or very little more) to him except maybe some boobs (small ones but i like 'em) and hands and a face that he ocasionally says nice things to and, in return, giggles and smiles at him. and, for the record, yes, i love paula abdul. also for the record, the search for lee parfitt's screen name has so far resulted in the discovery of...dan vidmar's screen name! who is never online anyway. also the possibility that someone who knows someone i'm friends with MIGHT know lee's screen name...oh yes.