..... DOOM!
Alright. Breath. Deep breaths. Deep breaths Anko. DEEP BREATHS I SAID! Alright. Do not panic. Do not panic. Already Panicking. Okay. Inhale. Exhale. Now, to calmly write out your thoughts.... And hope no one important reads them... It could help this situation.. Just do not stop breathing... -_-
I have no idea where I am. There. I said it. I left Konoha sometime, well I do not remember that either. I’m doomed. No mater how much I try to think about where I am, or when I left, it is all just a blur. But that’s not the worst part. I am SO doomed. Is I think I am on a mission. -_-
Why else would I be in the middle of... where ever the hell I am. Well, there is always the possibility I got drunk and decided to take a vacation. But this place does not seem the best of vacation spots. Like, at all. I do not even know if it qualifies as a village. It’s just a couple of huts... I think they are huts anyway. They might just be a mass of sticks and leafs. So very doomed...
And to make maters worse for me. I have a folder that looks like some sort of mission documents but... Well I should correct that. I had a folder. When I came to I kind of was in a panic and some how things just kind of caught fire. alright, there is a slight chance I set fire to it trying to cook dinner
Now, before that folders unfortunate demise, I did manage to get a look at the contents which is why I believe I am on a mission. Inside was a lot of information (including a cool photo) on some guy, well let us call him Johnny Evilguy because I really can not remember his name or what he looks like either... Did I mention I am doomed? If I get enough booze into me I might be able to remember what he looks like. But then even if I do, what if I kill him when I was suppose to protect him? I mean how big of a “Oppsie” would THAT be? Just breath... everything will be alright... Everything will be alright. *sigh* I knew that 20th drink was a little to much.
Alright. I went over the situation in hopes it would jog my memory. -_- Fat lot of good that did. I still do not remember where I am. Why I am here. Or well anything else. DOOM! Well. Why ever I am here I did pack well enough. I doubt I’ll run out of beer or dango heh heh heh for quite some time. Which could be a very good thing. If I am on a mission, and I do not get it done. I do not think I will be to welcome back in Konoha. I mean, if you get down to it. This village gathering of huts isn’t that bad... *sigh* doooooooom!
Well, I think it is time me and the bottom of beer cans get acquainted again. Drinking got me into this problem, so for some reason drinking will get me out of this problem. or at least make me forget my problem for a couple hours, like I seem to have forgotten everything else.
If anyone important reads this, like I do not know, one of the other jounin or someone with an even fancier title... just please disregard the rest of this post. It is all a practical joke. Hah hah hah do you not hear me laughing? All is well. I assure you, all is well...
I have no idea where I am. There. I said it. I left Konoha sometime, well I do not remember that either. I’m doomed. No mater how much I try to think about where I am, or when I left, it is all just a blur. But that’s not the worst part. I am SO doomed. Is I think I am on a mission. -_-
Why else would I be in the middle of... where ever the hell I am. Well, there is always the possibility I got drunk and decided to take a vacation. But this place does not seem the best of vacation spots. Like, at all. I do not even know if it qualifies as a village. It’s just a couple of huts... I think they are huts anyway. They might just be a mass of sticks and leafs. So very doomed...
And to make maters worse for me. I have a folder that looks like some sort of mission documents but... Well I should correct that. I had a folder. When I came to I kind of was in a panic and some how things just kind of caught fire. alright, there is a slight chance I set fire to it trying to cook dinner
Now, before that folders unfortunate demise, I did manage to get a look at the contents which is why I believe I am on a mission. Inside was a lot of information (including a cool photo) on some guy, well let us call him Johnny Evilguy because I really can not remember his name or what he looks like either... Did I mention I am doomed? If I get enough booze into me I might be able to remember what he looks like. But then even if I do, what if I kill him when I was suppose to protect him? I mean how big of a “Oppsie” would THAT be? Just breath... everything will be alright... Everything will be alright. *sigh* I knew that 20th drink was a little to much.
Alright. I went over the situation in hopes it would jog my memory. -_- Fat lot of good that did. I still do not remember where I am. Why I am here. Or well anything else. DOOM! Well. Why ever I am here I did pack well enough. I doubt I’ll run out of beer or dango heh heh heh for quite some time. Which could be a very good thing. If I am on a mission, and I do not get it done. I do not think I will be to welcome back in Konoha. I mean, if you get down to it. This village gathering of huts isn’t that bad... *sigh* doooooooom!
Well, I think it is time me and the bottom of beer cans get acquainted again. Drinking got me into this problem, so for some reason drinking will get me out of this problem. or at least make me forget my problem for a couple hours, like I seem to have forgotten everything else.
If anyone important reads this, like I do not know, one of the other jounin or someone with an even fancier title... just please disregard the rest of this post. It is all a practical joke. Hah hah hah do you not hear me laughing? All is well. I assure you, all is well...