A Mini Update
Title: Love On The Rocks
Author: myforgottenpain
Pairing: Vam
Rating: PG-13 foul language, crude humor, and adult situation.
Summary: Bam's new found friendship with Ville had made him question parts of his life he has long since repressed. Through an unexpected visit from the Finnish rock star, many bottles of beer, and a special tattoo; Bam must decide if he wants to embrace a side of himself that he has always longed to explore.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything connected to HIM, Ville Valo, or Bam Margera. Nor do I imply that in reality they are anything but friends. I, however, could not pass up a great idea for a fan fiction!
Authors Notes: This chapter is dedicated to Jezebel1386.. because she loved "Wise Old Sage Knoxville".
"What are you doing up here?!" April hissed at the figures in the hallway, as loudly as she dared. She was glaring at Missy, Knoxville, Steve-O, Raab Himself, and Novak; who were pilled on top of each other, in an attempt to ease drop on the reunion of Bam and Ville.
"Shhh.... they will hear you." Johnny said, pressing his ear against the door again.
Missy tip-toed over to April, wiping tears from her cheeks. "Bam was singing for Ville... it was so sweet." She whispered, which made April beam.
"The song I helped him pick out?" April asked, which Missy confirmed that it was.
"It was weak..." Novak commented, which earned him a smack from everyone close to him.
"Lay off Novak." Steve-O commented, a little louder then he should have, which earned him angry hushes from the others. "Sorry." Steve-O replied, in a softer tone, before continuing what he was going to say. "Cut the man a break."
Novak pouted, "It's not my fault he's one of the worst singers I know."
Johnny glared at them, in an attempt to get them all to quiet down. "It's not the point Novak. It's the gesture behind it all. Like watching a crappy chick flick or visiting your in-laws. No offense April. I would love it if you and Phil were my in-laws. Hell... I would love it if you were my parents." The others nodded in agreement. Johnny turned his attention back to Novak. "Sometimes you have to do something foolish to make someone love you again."
April smiled, "That was very sweet of you Johnny. But I really think that you guys shouldn't be up here."
"You all have exactly five minuets to get back downstairs." Phil's voice came from behind April, as he walked over to them.
"Shhh... Phil... they will hear you." Raab Himself tried, arms waving around as he tried to signal Phil to keep it down.
"Four minuets and counting. You are not going to interrupt them and ruin this moment for them. The last thing we need is to get Ville upset because you assholes (shock washed over them when they heard that) decided to ease drop. Now move it. I'm not chancing it. Not when my sons heart and mental health are riding on it. Now move." Phil replied in a very authoritative, and yet, gentle way.
One by one, with heads hung, they walked back downstairs. "But what if we miss something exciting?" Steve-O grumbled, throwing himself on the couch.
"Are you that excited about seeing two men fornicating?" Rake asked, joining Steve-O on the couch.
"Why? You want to make some gay porn with me?" Steve-O asked, grinning. He shifted in his spot so he could hump Rake's arm, crying out fake moans of pleasure.
Rake pushed Steve-O off, which made everyone else laugh. "You're disgusting."
"Do you really think, they are already back in bed with each other?" Dico asked.
"What planet have you been living on?" Johnny asked, tossing whatever he could find at Steve-O. "Those two can't keep their hands off each other. You know they are going to fuck. Make up sex is the best, especially when you haven't had any in a while."
"You sound like you know a lot about that problem." Dico teased, tossing a pillow at Johnny.
Johnny laughed, "I may have experienced it first hand once or twice."
"I can't believe you guys are talking about this so casually." April replied, bringing in drinks and snacks for everyone. Even when she wasn't in her own home, April was busy being the perfect hostess.
"Oh come on April. You have to have known. I mean... they weren't that good at hiding their feelings." Steve-O replied through a mouth full of half chewed chips.
"Don't talk with your mouth full." April replied, unable to stop herself from smiling.
"You didn't answer the question!" Raab pointed out, everyones interest was sparked, and they all turned their attention to her.
"Come on April... how long have you known?" Missy asked.
April initially resisted telling them. She tried telling them it wasn't their concern, and then, that she had never suspected anything. But the more she denied it, the more they pressed her. "Fine! I've known since the day Johnny and Steve-O came over and you boys all went over and tossed those ink bombs at Don Vito." She replied, a little too happy about that.
Steve-O and Johnny grinned. "Then you have known as long as we have!" Steve-O said happily.
April nodded and grinned, "It would seem so. How did you guys figure it out?"
Johnny related Steve-O's story about how he had seen Bam caressing Ville's leg in a overly friendly manner. Everyone else was pretty jealous since they had only figured it out recently. Even Missy, hadn't know as long as Steve-O, Johnny and April; and she was the only one Bam had ever confided his secret in. Novak never guessed that they were anything but friends until the fight that broke them up.
"Thats because your an n'idiot." Ryan said playfully, putting Novak in a headlock. Even Phil and Jess had only figured it out a year or two ago.
"Wait... so what exactly tipped you off April? How did you figure it out so quickly?" Ryan asked.
April blushed and chewed on her bottom lip. "I don't know if I should tell you...It will embarrass Bam."
"So, how many times has he embarrassed you?" Phil asked.
April thought about it, "Good point." She went over and sat between Steve-O and Rake on the couch. Everyone crowded around her. "Well... me and Phil had left early that morning, because Phil had a dentist appointment. You remember that dear?" Phil nodded his head. "Well... Phil forgot his wallet in our room. So I drove back to get it. I was walking down to our room and I heard Bam and Ville in Bam's room laughing and horsing around. When I came back down the hall..." She trailed off, her cheeks turning redder. "Oh my.. I really don't think I should say this."
"Come on Ape! You can't leave us hanging!" Steve-O whined and everyone else agreed, hungry for what happened next.
"Well.... I heard something... else. So... I sort of peeked into Bam's room to see if it was what I thought it was...." April trailed off, trying not to grin.
"And?!" Everyone exclaimed, hushing each other for being so loud.
"I saw Ville... you know...." She struggled to find the right words.
"Fucking Bam?" Johnny asked.
"Getting fucked by Bam?" Dico offered.
"Kissing Bam?" Missy asked.
All of these April shook her head too, scolding Johnny and Dico for their language.
"Getting head from Bam?!" Novak popped in, happy to have come up with the idea. But it was of course wrong.
Finally it dawned on Phil. "He was giving Bam head!" April looked to her husband and nodded. "And Bam was definitely enjoying every second of it!"
Her revelation brought on a wave of uncontrollable laughter from everyone around her.
Upstairs there was no fucking going on. Entangled in each others arms, the two had passed out in sheer mental and physical exhaustion. They were both so deeply asleep that they were both snoring. But for the first time in a month, they would actually have something to look forward to in the morning.
http://community.livejournal.com/__vam/3126125.html#cutid1
http://community.livejournal.com/__vam/3115052.html?view=42406188#t42406188
http://myforgottenpain.livejournal.com/14222.html
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Totally unbeta'd. Since the chapter is so short, I was thinking of posting a one shot. I wrote over the weekend, when I should have been doing my homework. Damn school! Why can't I make a living writing fan fictions? Anyways... Leave me some love! Let me know if you think I should post my first attempt at a one shot now, or later. Though I have a feeling I already know the answer. XD
Author: myforgottenpain
Pairing: Vam
Rating: PG-13 foul language, crude humor, and adult situation.
Summary: Bam's new found friendship with Ville had made him question parts of his life he has long since repressed. Through an unexpected visit from the Finnish rock star, many bottles of beer, and a special tattoo; Bam must decide if he wants to embrace a side of himself that he has always longed to explore.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything connected to HIM, Ville Valo, or Bam Margera. Nor do I imply that in reality they are anything but friends. I, however, could not pass up a great idea for a fan fiction!
Authors Notes: This chapter is dedicated to Jezebel1386.. because she loved "Wise Old Sage Knoxville".
"What are you doing up here?!" April hissed at the figures in the hallway, as loudly as she dared. She was glaring at Missy, Knoxville, Steve-O, Raab Himself, and Novak; who were pilled on top of each other, in an attempt to ease drop on the reunion of Bam and Ville.
"Shhh.... they will hear you." Johnny said, pressing his ear against the door again.
Missy tip-toed over to April, wiping tears from her cheeks. "Bam was singing for Ville... it was so sweet." She whispered, which made April beam.
"The song I helped him pick out?" April asked, which Missy confirmed that it was.
"It was weak..." Novak commented, which earned him a smack from everyone close to him.
"Lay off Novak." Steve-O commented, a little louder then he should have, which earned him angry hushes from the others. "Sorry." Steve-O replied, in a softer tone, before continuing what he was going to say. "Cut the man a break."
Novak pouted, "It's not my fault he's one of the worst singers I know."
Johnny glared at them, in an attempt to get them all to quiet down. "It's not the point Novak. It's the gesture behind it all. Like watching a crappy chick flick or visiting your in-laws. No offense April. I would love it if you and Phil were my in-laws. Hell... I would love it if you were my parents." The others nodded in agreement. Johnny turned his attention back to Novak. "Sometimes you have to do something foolish to make someone love you again."
April smiled, "That was very sweet of you Johnny. But I really think that you guys shouldn't be up here."
"You all have exactly five minuets to get back downstairs." Phil's voice came from behind April, as he walked over to them.
"Shhh... Phil... they will hear you." Raab Himself tried, arms waving around as he tried to signal Phil to keep it down.
"Four minuets and counting. You are not going to interrupt them and ruin this moment for them. The last thing we need is to get Ville upset because you assholes (shock washed over them when they heard that) decided to ease drop. Now move it. I'm not chancing it. Not when my sons heart and mental health are riding on it. Now move." Phil replied in a very authoritative, and yet, gentle way.
One by one, with heads hung, they walked back downstairs. "But what if we miss something exciting?" Steve-O grumbled, throwing himself on the couch.
"Are you that excited about seeing two men fornicating?" Rake asked, joining Steve-O on the couch.
"Why? You want to make some gay porn with me?" Steve-O asked, grinning. He shifted in his spot so he could hump Rake's arm, crying out fake moans of pleasure.
Rake pushed Steve-O off, which made everyone else laugh. "You're disgusting."
"Do you really think, they are already back in bed with each other?" Dico asked.
"What planet have you been living on?" Johnny asked, tossing whatever he could find at Steve-O. "Those two can't keep their hands off each other. You know they are going to fuck. Make up sex is the best, especially when you haven't had any in a while."
"You sound like you know a lot about that problem." Dico teased, tossing a pillow at Johnny.
Johnny laughed, "I may have experienced it first hand once or twice."
"I can't believe you guys are talking about this so casually." April replied, bringing in drinks and snacks for everyone. Even when she wasn't in her own home, April was busy being the perfect hostess.
"Oh come on April. You have to have known. I mean... they weren't that good at hiding their feelings." Steve-O replied through a mouth full of half chewed chips.
"Don't talk with your mouth full." April replied, unable to stop herself from smiling.
"You didn't answer the question!" Raab pointed out, everyones interest was sparked, and they all turned their attention to her.
"Come on April... how long have you known?" Missy asked.
April initially resisted telling them. She tried telling them it wasn't their concern, and then, that she had never suspected anything. But the more she denied it, the more they pressed her. "Fine! I've known since the day Johnny and Steve-O came over and you boys all went over and tossed those ink bombs at Don Vito." She replied, a little too happy about that.
Steve-O and Johnny grinned. "Then you have known as long as we have!" Steve-O said happily.
April nodded and grinned, "It would seem so. How did you guys figure it out?"
Johnny related Steve-O's story about how he had seen Bam caressing Ville's leg in a overly friendly manner. Everyone else was pretty jealous since they had only figured it out recently. Even Missy, hadn't know as long as Steve-O, Johnny and April; and she was the only one Bam had ever confided his secret in. Novak never guessed that they were anything but friends until the fight that broke them up.
"Thats because your an n'idiot." Ryan said playfully, putting Novak in a headlock. Even Phil and Jess had only figured it out a year or two ago.
"Wait... so what exactly tipped you off April? How did you figure it out so quickly?" Ryan asked.
April blushed and chewed on her bottom lip. "I don't know if I should tell you...It will embarrass Bam."
"So, how many times has he embarrassed you?" Phil asked.
April thought about it, "Good point." She went over and sat between Steve-O and Rake on the couch. Everyone crowded around her. "Well... me and Phil had left early that morning, because Phil had a dentist appointment. You remember that dear?" Phil nodded his head. "Well... Phil forgot his wallet in our room. So I drove back to get it. I was walking down to our room and I heard Bam and Ville in Bam's room laughing and horsing around. When I came back down the hall..." She trailed off, her cheeks turning redder. "Oh my.. I really don't think I should say this."
"Come on Ape! You can't leave us hanging!" Steve-O whined and everyone else agreed, hungry for what happened next.
"Well.... I heard something... else. So... I sort of peeked into Bam's room to see if it was what I thought it was...." April trailed off, trying not to grin.
"And?!" Everyone exclaimed, hushing each other for being so loud.
"I saw Ville... you know...." She struggled to find the right words.
"Fucking Bam?" Johnny asked.
"Getting fucked by Bam?" Dico offered.
"Kissing Bam?" Missy asked.
All of these April shook her head too, scolding Johnny and Dico for their language.
"Getting head from Bam?!" Novak popped in, happy to have come up with the idea. But it was of course wrong.
Finally it dawned on Phil. "He was giving Bam head!" April looked to her husband and nodded. "And Bam was definitely enjoying every second of it!"
Her revelation brought on a wave of uncontrollable laughter from everyone around her.
Upstairs there was no fucking going on. Entangled in each others arms, the two had passed out in sheer mental and physical exhaustion. They were both so deeply asleep that they were both snoring. But for the first time in a month, they would actually have something to look forward to in the morning.
http://community.livejournal.com/__vam/3126125.html#cutid1
http://community.livejournal.com/__vam/3115052.html?view=42406188#t42406188
http://myforgottenpain.livejournal.com/14222.html
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Totally unbeta'd. Since the chapter is so short, I was thinking of posting a one shot. I wrote over the weekend, when I should have been doing my homework. Damn school! Why can't I make a living writing fan fictions? Anyways... Leave me some love! Let me know if you think I should post my first attempt at a one shot now, or later. Though I have a feeling I already know the answer. XD