r.a.n.d.o.m.

Jul 23, 2004 21:38

MSIslipknotJIMMY: hey
ScrEamURhartOut: what do u want
MSIslipknotJIMMY: wtf is your prob
ScrEamURhartOut: my pee came out :-[O:-)
MSIslipknotJIMMY: ok
MSIslipknotJIMMY: thats normal u no
ScrEamURhartOut: in my pants
MSIslipknotJIMMY: o
MSIslipknotJIMMY: lol
ScrEamURhartOut: whuile eating paste
MSIslipknotJIMMY: thats not
ScrEamURhartOut: *while
MSIslipknotJIMMY: i new u where nuts
ScrEamURhartOut: will u marry me
ScrEamURhartOut: pleez
MSIslipknotJIMMY: no
ScrEamURhartOut: times 5
MSIslipknotJIMMY: y in the fuck would i do that
MSIslipknotJIMMY: u hate my guts
ScrEamURhartOut: because i smell like guacamole
ScrEamURhartOut: which is preferred by most people by 5 to 1
ScrEamURhartOut: instead of pine
ScrEamURhartOut: tree
ScrEamURhartOut: smell
MSIslipknotJIMMY: brooke your fucking crazy
ScrEamURhartOut: *SPIT BUBBLE*
MSIslipknotJIMMY: go dink a beer or something
ScrEamURhartOut: whats a dink?
ScrEamURhartOut: emilys got a weiner
MSIslipknotJIMMY: no shit
ScrEamURhartOut: no poo poo
MSIslipknotJIMMY: emily?
MSIslipknotJIMMY: is that u
ScrEamURhartOut: poodle doo
ScrEamURhartOut: i also have a weiner
MSIslipknotJIMMY: that explanis alot
ScrEamURhartOut: mines bigger than urs
MSIslipknotJIMMY: lmao
MSIslipknotJIMMY: ok
MSIslipknotJIMMY: keepthining that
ScrEamURhartOut: oh but if the crow calls thrice before midnight then the pandas will rise to defeat the yon turtles
ScrEamURhartOut: u make me happy in pants
MSIslipknotJIMMY: well im not going to central next year
MSIslipknotJIMMY: so i wont see u no more
ScrEamURhartOut: that makes me sad in pants
MSIslipknotJIMMY: good
ScrEamURhartOut: heavens to betsy
MSIslipknotJIMMY: i would never NEVER fuck
MSIslipknotJIMMY: u
ScrEamURhartOut: oh noodle poodle pie
MSIslipknotJIMMY: grow up
ScrEamURhartOut: my bladder is smallerer now cuz i peed
ScrEamURhartOut: ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPpppppPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
ScrEamURhartOut: run away with me my love
ScrEamURhartOut: the sun blossoms on your shimmering hair in such a way that i want to run my lacy fingerd thru it
MSIslipknotJIMMY: ok
ScrEamURhartOut: shut up my love and thou you shall smelleth of rancid skunk skin
MSIslipknotJIMMY: lol
ScrEamURhartOut: my love bleeds for you like a dying racoon
ScrEamURhartOut: weiner face
MSIslipknotJIMMY: lol
MSIslipknotJIMMY: omg are u emo now?
ScrEamURhartOut: why oh me oh my would u sayeth that my love?
MSIslipknotJIMMY: i fucking hate emo kids
ScrEamURhartOut: thats nice cherry blossom
MSIslipknotJIMMY: lmao
MSIslipknotJIMMY: brooke im sry your fucking emo i cant handle that
ScrEamURhartOut: boo boo ba doo
MSIslipknotJIMMY:
?

ScrEamURhartOut: whatever kyle. just because i have a bigger weiner doesnt mean you have to take that kinda of attitude with me mister
ScrEamURhartOut: god.
ScrEamURhartOut: and a half.
MSIslipknotJIMMY: lmao
ScrEamURhartOut: purple chimpmonkeys
ScrEamURhartOut: bubble bubble toil and trouble
ScrEamURhartOut: now i have cursed you to live with stinky rabbits feet for 756483 years
MSIslipknotJIMMY: ok
ScrEamURhartOut: NO NO please don't leave me
ScrEamURhartOut: YOUR FIRED!
MSIslipknotJIMMY: ?
ScrEamURhartOut: you heard me
MSIslipknotJIMMY: ia m
ScrEamURhartOut: please
MSIslipknotJIMMY: awsome
ScrEamURhartOut: don't take this the wrong way we can still be friends and all but i want a divorse
ScrEamURhartOut: i can't take it
ScrEamURhartOut: you manhandle the kids!
MSIslipknotJIMMY: lol
ScrEamURhartOut: and ur weiner is too small
MSIslipknotJIMMY: lmfao
ScrEamURhartOut: it's not pleasing
MSIslipknotJIMMY: ok
MSIslipknotJIMMY: weve never even had sex
MSIslipknotJIMMY: u crazy bitch
ScrEamURhartOut: then how are the kids here?
MSIslipknotJIMMY: there not mine
MSIslipknotJIMMY: u whore
MSIslipknotJIMMY: lol
ScrEamURhartOut: you my baby goats daddy!
MSIslipknotJIMMY: hell no
ScrEamURhartOut: hell yes!
ScrEamURhartOut: holla back son
MSIslipknotJIMMY: y in the fuck would i fuck your nasty ass pussy
MSIslipknotJIMMY: ?
MSIslipknotJIMMY: huh?
ScrEamURhartOut: the joy of coca cola enjoy
ScrEamURhartOut: oh, and ur gay
ScrEamURhartOut: u like boys
ScrEamURhartOut: a baby goats
ScrEamURhartOut: thats why the sun shineth down firballs on your head
ScrEamURhartOut: the baby goat society is coming after you becuz you put your small weiner in his butt!
ScrEamURhartOut: u couldnt fake being straight if you wanted to AND all the oompa loompas say they hate you!
MSIslipknotJIMMY: stfu]
ScrEamURhartOut: fhyfd
ScrEamURhartOut: ur a regular cowgirl
MSIslipknotJIMMY: shut up
ScrEamURhartOut: woah my evil twin did that
ScrEamURhartOut: sry
MSIslipknotJIMMY: ok
ScrEamURhartOut: can we still be friends
MSIslipknotJIMMY: no
ScrEamURhartOut: quit plaYing games with my heart
MSIslipknotJIMMY: no
ScrEamURhartOut: i should of known from the start]\
ScrEamURhartOut: \
ScrEamURhartOut: before you tear us apart
ScrEamURhartOut: bye bye bye
MSIslipknotJIMMY: ?
ScrEamURhartOut: its friday night and i just just just just just got paid!
ScrEamURhartOut: $$$
ScrEamURhartOut: afro... is what i have cuz i'm more cooler than you bebe\
ScrEamURhartOut: <3 much luuuuv dawg'\olfdghjfdghjfds
MSIslipknotJIMMY: kool
ScrEamURhartOut: look
ScrEamURhartOut: is kool
ScrEamURhartOut: bakwards
ScrEamURhartOut: you are a snot
ScrEamURhartOut: i'm gonna slaP that look off ur face!
ScrEamURhartOut: you used the wrong cleaning solution!!!!!!!!
ScrEamURhartOut: dont u take that tone with me
ScrEamURhartOut: >:ogrrrrrrrr!
MSIslipknotJIMMY is away at 11:12:29 PM.
ScrEamURhartOut: oh no you didnt!!!!!

Auto response from MSIslipknotJIMMY: brb

MSIslipknotJIMMY returned at 11:17:39 PM.
MSIslipknotJIMMY: o yes i did
ScrEamURhartOut: oh i cannot take this any more it's so over between us
ScrEamURhartOut: No i don't wanna hear it!
ScrEamURhartOut: i know you weren't staying late at work
MSIslipknotJIMMY signed off at 11:19:19 PM.
ScrEamURhartOut: i know you were with her
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MSIslipknotJIMMY signed on at 11:19:34 PM.
ScrEamURhartOut: i know you were with her the whole time
ScrEamURhartOut: i could smell it on your clothes
ScrEamURhartOut: roses really small like poo-ooh
ScrEamURhartOut: smell*
MSIslipknotJIMMY: what are u talking about
ScrEamURhartOut: u know exactly what i'm talking about
ScrEamURhartOut: don't deny it
ScrEamURhartOut: all rods point to heaven
ScrEamURhartOut: and your not going
MSIslipknotJIMMY: no i dont
ScrEamURhartOut: so get in a car right now
ScrEamURhartOut: TWISTER!
ScrEamURhartOut: right hand on red
ScrEamURhartOut: left foot purple
ScrEamURhartOut: my malibu stacy car can beat your malibu stacy car
MSIslipknotJIMMY: ok
MSIslipknotJIMMY: emo
ScrEamURhartOut: cry me a river little J.T.
MSIslipknotJIMMY: ?
MSIslipknotJIMMY is away at 11:34:55 PM.
MSIslipknotJIMMY returned at 11:37:39 PM.
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