let me slip away
oh gosh.....
i see gay people.
weeellllll.....i went to this b-day party thing for dis one 13 yr. old with emily and what not and death by lipstick played there <<< GAY and a half. ewwww one of them had thunder thighs and was wearing a skirt and it was gross!!!!!! and the other one looks like a horse and she said hi to me and emily and i just started laughing, i know i'm mean, but i couldnt help it. and they completely SLAUGHTERED "feelin this" !!!!!!!!!!!!!! bad bad bad!!! and anyways, it was really fun cuz me ~n~ liz just picked on these two black peoples (picked on. in a friendly way. not like making fun of them or anything) and it was great. hahaha. we had like a whole crowd of people watching us annoy them. fun fun in the sun! well anywho, at the end when we were leaving, the children ppl that we were pikin on were all like "hey, brooke! wait." and so i opened the door (already in the car) and the bday boy comes up and is like (i dont remember his EXACT words) "you dont have to say yes, but i was wondering if you would go to a movie with me, you dont have to say yes, cuz its a dare and i get 10 dollars if you do, you dont have to say yes" and it caught me way off guard so i didnt even have a good excuse ready or anything so i'm just like " uhh i'm- only- allowed - to uhhh- see- G- rated um- movies" and then realized that it made absoluteley no sense at all so i quickly shut the door and ducked down. omg. i'm so cool. yeah, i know ur jealous of my quick thinking skills. and now i feel REALLY bad cuz what if i ruined his birthday? who wants a memory like that!? i'm so terrible! how could i do that!? omg! theres only one way out of this...i'm gonna havta go kill myself ((JUST KIDDING)) but i do feel really bad but ewww hes a little kid and i'm too old and he wasnt cute and he was chunkyish. i'm not shallow but, i mean, would YOU have said yes?! exactly.
i went to pac sun today cuz my uncles took me bday shoppin ~n~ stuff, it was coolio but i think they looked like a gay couple cuz it was just my two uncles and me and my brothr and that was not cool cuz that would make me look like a gay couples child. which i am not. dont judge people. mmmkkkay.and i got some super cute shirts but thats it cuz its way way way expensive there. gay. and the ewey worker behind the desk cashier guys kept lookin at me and it was making me a little uncomfortable. lol. but then i took that sampler girl "lilu" perfume that they have there and got my uncle with it like ten times. muahahaha. he got me back tho. but i still won.
AND I WANT TO BE IN A BAND REALLY REALLY BADLY!!!!!!! so someone needs to get me a better guitar and give me guitar and singing lessons. thank you. and donations are welcome :-)
and i'm marrying tom delonge. hands off!
and i need a boyfriend.
and that is all.
and you better be at the munger potato festival or i'll throw bread at your house!
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