adam marie beck loves me

[__ssshawna]

shawna says:
nope what ya doin
you gotta let oscoda go says:
Im a T Mobile Salesman
shawna says:
oh sexy
shawna says:
you not like those dicks at alltel and next tel and cingular are you
you gotta let oscoda go says:
yeah...i gotta dress up all business like everyday
you gotta let oscoda go says:
i dunno...how are they>
shawna says:
like dicks
shawna says:
for example....
you gotta let oscoda go says:
oh
you gotta let oscoda go says:
haha
you gotta let oscoda go says:
go on
shawna says:
the butter you up and tell you all these wonderful things and whisper sweet nothing in your ears and then in the end they flip you over on your stomach and screw you in the ass...
you gotta let oscoda go says:
haha
you gotta let oscoda go says:
does it feel good at least?
shawna says:
no cuz then you have to pay them money
you gotta let oscoda go says:
oh...well ill be gentle
you gotta let oscoda go says:
i think most phone companies do that
you gotta let oscoda go says:
if not all
shawna says:
still
shawna says:
they dont even use any lube
shawna says:
any*
you gotta let oscoda go says:
with T Mobile, we use lube.
you gotta let oscoda go says:
at least I do
you gotta let oscoda go says:
i dont know about other salesmen

later in the conversation...

shawna says:
i like feel good inc.
you gotta let oscoda go says:
yeah...thats how their old one was...just a few good songs
shawna says:
and i like the 8th one too cuz the beat reminds me of a porno
you gotta let oscoda go says:
and you LOVE porno
shawna says:
GOD yes
shawna says:
and ass ramming
you gotta let oscoda go says:
haha
you gotta let oscoda go says:
i didnt think you were the ass ramming type
you gotta let oscoda go says:
i just couldnt see you ramming someone in the ass
shawna says:
you know
shawna says:
i have many sides to me
shawna says:
im like an encyclopedia
you gotta let oscoda go says:
encyclopedias have two sides dear...
you gotta let oscoda go says:
front and back
shawna says:
but they have lots of different subjects of expertise
you gotta let oscoda go says:
oh is that so
you gotta let oscoda go says:
is encyclopedia good? ive never read it
shawna says:
lol
shawna says:
i donno
shawna says:
i always used it to write research papers.. because we both know how many research papers i had to write in high school
you gotta let oscoda go says:
how many?
shawna says:
like... 2
you gotta let oscoda go says:
haha
you gotta let oscoda go says:
lazy
shawna says:
psh i had whores that could write my research papers for me
you gotta let oscoda go says:
you trickster, you

wait theres more

shawna says:
his name was Rex
you gotta let oscoda go says:
oh youre screwed, ma'am
you gotta let oscoda go says:
and she didnt even use lube.
shawna says:
my poor ass gets screwed by a lot of things
you gotta let oscoda go says:
ironically enough, penis is not one of them

little more..

shawna says:
its so easy
you gotta let oscoda go says:
what is?
shawna says:
livejournal
shawna says:
like a dirty whore or something
you gotta let oscoda go says:
oooOOOOOoooo
you gotta let oscoda go says:
ive never had one of those
you gotta let oscoda go says:
haha
shawna says:
you NEED an lj
shawna says:
to tell folks of your t mobile ass rammings