A Hand Shake
Well now this is interesting. I bumped into my ex-girlfriend, Melissa today. After not seeing her (except for a couple nights ago for like 30 seconds, and that another story in its self which I will get to) really for 3 weeks. Now it’s not unusual for ex’s not to hang out. But she was like “I don’t want you to be out of my life” and “I want to hang out, you got me into anime” so forth and so on. I truly loved her, and I did want her in my life so I was like ok knowing that it was going to tear me up in the inside. But hey I’m a guy, and shit like that comes with being a guy. But then she just disappears I don’t her from her for a few weeks.
As I’m running out to work, running a little late I bump into her and her “new” boy-friend. He’s a big guy I’d say 6’ 3” 240 lbs, athletic build. I go to shake his hand as I’m heading out the door. It was like grabbing a fucking marshmallow. What the fuck. To top it off he yelped when I shook his hand. He said “ease up on that grip” or some gay ass thing like that. Was he trying to pick a fight? My first reaction, as I take my mile walk to work, is he’s gay I mean it really was a limp wrested hand shake. But then I got to think about it, and it was bugging me for some reason. I couldn’t put my finger on until I talked to my good friend heather. Here is why, to me, and if he’s not a homosexual, and I wouldn’t be surprised IF she reads this, and say he’s bigger then you, and better kisser and what not. Women always say shit like that, its gotten to the point were I no longer believe them, I consider my self average in every way and I will leave it at that. Sorry I digressed a little, back to my point. If he’s not a homosexual/pansy ass sissy, then he did it deliberately to insult me. This is how I see as that. First the weak hand shake indicates that, he patronizing me. Ha, ha I got your girl; you’re not big enough to play with the big dogs. The yelp was also a way to mock me, like ohh look at him he’s trying to be all big and tough … ohhh. I swear to god, if I see him again, and I shake his limp wrested bitch ass hands again it better be a nice stiff fucking hand shake. If it isn’t I will take my size 14 foot and shove it right up that that cock suckers asshole WITH OUT lube.
It’s a no win for me as I’m seeing, either I was replaced by pansy ass bitch or he was fucking with me. It kind of sucks because I like that she found some one else, I really am happy for her, confused because she said she wasn’t going to have time for a relation ship, now she in one again. But, Once again, what the hell… that’s all I can say. What the hell?!?
As I’m running out to work, running a little late I bump into her and her “new” boy-friend. He’s a big guy I’d say 6’ 3” 240 lbs, athletic build. I go to shake his hand as I’m heading out the door. It was like grabbing a fucking marshmallow. What the fuck. To top it off he yelped when I shook his hand. He said “ease up on that grip” or some gay ass thing like that. Was he trying to pick a fight? My first reaction, as I take my mile walk to work, is he’s gay I mean it really was a limp wrested hand shake. But then I got to think about it, and it was bugging me for some reason. I couldn’t put my finger on until I talked to my good friend heather. Here is why, to me, and if he’s not a homosexual, and I wouldn’t be surprised IF she reads this, and say he’s bigger then you, and better kisser and what not. Women always say shit like that, its gotten to the point were I no longer believe them, I consider my self average in every way and I will leave it at that. Sorry I digressed a little, back to my point. If he’s not a homosexual/pansy ass sissy, then he did it deliberately to insult me. This is how I see as that. First the weak hand shake indicates that, he patronizing me. Ha, ha I got your girl; you’re not big enough to play with the big dogs. The yelp was also a way to mock me, like ohh look at him he’s trying to be all big and tough … ohhh. I swear to god, if I see him again, and I shake his limp wrested bitch ass hands again it better be a nice stiff fucking hand shake. If it isn’t I will take my size 14 foot and shove it right up that that cock suckers asshole WITH OUT lube.
It’s a no win for me as I’m seeing, either I was replaced by pansy ass bitch or he was fucking with me. It kind of sucks because I like that she found some one else, I really am happy for her, confused because she said she wasn’t going to have time for a relation ship, now she in one again. But, Once again, what the hell… that’s all I can say. What the hell?!?