Graeme's top 50 rant

Aug 03, 2005 19:42

Graeme's rant, top 50:

1. When people laugh as hard as they can at things that make no sense to you
2. When you get that feeling where everyone seems to hate you even though they don't
3. Internet slang
4. People who use caps lock every second they get on the computer
5. Ignorance
6. When people don't know what they are talking about
7. Treehouse, Channel 17
8. People who are much smarter then me x_x
9. Will and Grace
10. When ugly people win beauty contests in movies, cause they have a good personality. It is not sweet, it is not entertaining. All it is annoying
11. Orange juice
12. Jenny Craig
13. I'm not a homophobe, but when yoai in anime goes too insanely gay it hurts my brain.
14. Strong Bad said it best. Emails with more than on FW: or RE: in the title
15. Forwards in general
16. Smart ass teahcers
17. Chores
18. Commercials that use the main joke of the commercial to explain the item in extreme detail. It's all good with some commerials, until the go on a minute long discription
19. Inuyasha
20. Inuyasha fans "Oh, I love Inuyasha cause hes sexy. We are going out... We are going out."
21. Physcoligists who think that everything you do is based on some deep mental problem
22. Shampoo commercials
23. Girls who really shallow and go out with buff guys or popular guys and tell everybody "Ohhhhhh, It's true love!"
24. School
25. When mp3s get cut on the way through to an mp3 player
26. When my mp3 player does that thing where I hold play down too long switching to the songs and it compleatly freezes ad just makes that ringing sound until I take out the battery
27. Crying babies. I don't care how "Cute" they may be, IT PISSES ME OFF!
28. Switchfoot
29. Alexisonfire
30. Toddlers on commercials that have the most annoying voice and speech in the world (Yes you Motts)
31. When you feel like the only mature person in the room
32. Crows
33. Girls with huge earing that are sooooo huge it could weigh there head to the ground
34. Over reactions
35. Pampers commercials
36. When you want to define a word that you know you know, but can't explain it
37. Pompus rich people
38. Doing techniques in Hap Ki Do with white belts so, I'm stuck doing 1 or 2 techniques the whole time
39. When my friends are ignorant about martial arts and think of it as hopping around on one foot and poking people in the head while making strange sounds
40. Geeks who take their obbsesions toooooo far
41. Bowflex commerials
42. Much music VJ Matte Babel
43. That Muchmusic VJs seem to like EVERYTHING
44. When you are trying something soooooo much in a videogame or something like that, just to find out you have been trying the wrong thing
45. Shedding dogs
46. People who must be right about everything
47. People who just automatically dismiss anything that they are told, because they might be wrong
48. Stupid kids who think the word poo is funny
49. Stupid parents who think the word poo is funny
50.......... Rants that go up to 100 because they have waaaaaaaaaaay to much time on they're hands
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