-The gang is at Central Perk in the middle of the day
-Monica starts cleaning (x2 if what she is cleaning is not hers)
-Homosociality. (x2 if Rachel is a conduit for it)
-Pheobe's checkered past
-A specific food is mentioned
-Ross mentions getting divorced (x2 if it is a hypothetical/future divorce)

-Whenever a Tina Fey's life is sad, penniless, and friendless
-Whenever a Plastic is on the phone
-"Some sort of nefarious girl mechanization is in process"
-Someone calls someone a slut, whore, or skank
-Someone does math ("they're in the math room; I don't know why we're not drinking")
-When someone mispronounces "Cady"
-Someone mentions Africa- ( Read more... )

My living situation is awesome as long as I try to think of it as some sort of sociological experiment during its more surreal moments.