Times Are Hard, Life Is Shit, Here's Your Freakin' Birthday Gift

[__protege_moi]

I turened 22 exactly one week ago.  Feels fantastical, I guess.  Just another year closer to shaking hands with the Slash

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[cauc127]

you get your birthday money in marks? fantastic! I only get the lincolns... :-(

[__protege_moi]

Yeah, my grandma's one ol' German-ass shit kicker!!

[soymilksavvy]

*after* summer you buy deoderant?

[__protege_moi]

Pretty nutty, isn't it?

I think deoderant in the summer gets all slimy and starts resembling cake frosting in the ol' sweaty pits. Well, for me at least. Much better in the winter because I don't have deoder-sickles on my hair and it doesn't look like I'm growing muenster cheese on it either.

I also think Cool Mountain Breeze or whatever the shit its called smells better in the cold too.