Jun 05, 2005 22:08
There are seriously people who don't know about the Sucko le Cemu loser?
Being that I'm so kind as to save your eyes the trouble of reading a long, serious report on the matter, let me give you an extremely breif explanation:
Daishi is stupid. Stupid Daishi did meth. The Tokyo police were looking for druggies. The Tokyo police caught stupid Daishi doing meth. Now stupid Daishi is going down! xD
Well, ok, it's not actually confirmed yet that they caught him doing meth, but they took him downtown anyway on charges for it. While I guess some people would want me to make a big, bold, flashy statement that it isn't confirmed, you can't arrest people without warrants, evidence, etc. You can't just arrest someone because you kind of have a hunch that they deal with drugs, you'd have to either see them make the transactions, find it in their possession, see it in the bloodstream, etc. (Although really, they didn't need to see him do it or any of that as far as I'm concerned. He looks like a frikken crack addict in person, and if you haven't seen him up close, don't argue with me because I have.)
To expand upon the story, now countless retards are quite upset. Some don't understand that drug use in Japan is a major felony, some are worried that the band's sucking days are over, some are just dumb and want to fight the hand of justice at work by sending him one thousand paper cranes. Whatever their reactions, they're all pretty firm on one pretty dumb point; they "support" Daishi.
Support what, exactly? The world might never know. It's been speculated by some that they support his choice to do drugs, or support his choice to jeopardize his career and the career of those around him, or even support his decision to support a cartel who funds international terrorist groups. Most experts agree, however, that it is far more likely that indeed it is none of the above that they truly wish to express support for, and instead they merely wish to support are their ongoing fantasies of laying him one day.
So there you have it.
Semi-relatedly, would anyone like an icon of Daishi doing meth ala the iPod design that says 'iStupid'? I've already got my iBum, and iStupid would just be too many duotone icons for one userimage group. It'd be fun to make, though, so yeah...if you want one, just ask.