Nascar Smells...like Manga Hair Gel.
Oh my -god-. Ya'll, look at this shit that Tracy found.
Tell me that's not the most retarded fucking thing you've ever seen! The whole "Japan is the land of cute animals, bubbles, and light happy time" is especially rich. Manga hair gel? I mean, wtf, which marketing genius thought of that, because they need to be shot. Like right now. By me.
I think I'm going to make something equally ridiculous like Nascar perfume and offer a free trip to Darlington, SC. It'd have a marketing ploy similar to what follows.
In order for it to work, you need to listen to Lynard Skinnard in your head. Any song will do, although Sweet Home Alabama is most appropriate.
Top that, Garnier.
You guys know something really scary on the subject of Darlington? We almost moved there when I was eleven. My dad got two offers, the one he accepted here, and another in Darlington. He seriously considered it. *shudders*
Tell me that's not the most retarded fucking thing you've ever seen! The whole "Japan is the land of cute animals, bubbles, and light happy time" is especially rich. Manga hair gel? I mean, wtf, which marketing genius thought of that, because they need to be shot. Like right now. By me.
I think I'm going to make something equally ridiculous like Nascar perfume and offer a free trip to Darlington, SC. It'd have a marketing ploy similar to what follows.
In order for it to work, you need to listen to Lynard Skinnard in your head. Any song will do, although Sweet Home Alabama is most appropriate.
Top that, Garnier.
You guys know something really scary on the subject of Darlington? We almost moved there when I was eleven. My dad got two offers, the one he accepted here, and another in Darlington. He seriously considered it. *shudders*