Feb 14, 2006 02:39
It's been forever, but this was only proper.
Thank Fucking You, Amber Rose Convery. I love you.
I'm from Massachusetts not New York, not Connecticut, and sure as hell not Jersey. We dont have parkways here, we have highways and as far as i'm concerned it's 95, 495, 146, and 295 thats it. We dont go to bars in high school. We drive 35 mph to go get booze at the "packy" or the liquor store not the beer distributor. We make damn sure we get there before 10:30. We have awesome accents, we dont pronounce our R's and we say wicked a lot. We lock our doors only when we go to The Village,Worcester or Boston. We luv nothing more than watchin our Red Sox own shit All The Time. We enjoy a good party in the woods or someones house and enjoy runnin from the cops. We don't get bunked. NO, we get cocked, crunked, hammered, smashed, muckled, obliterated, shitfaced, shloshed, and plastered and we're wicked proud of it. Im from MA and I'm a Masshole & I love it. One more thing Yankees Suck!