Anyone else wish death upon their Grandmas? No? Noone? Just me?
[b]As taken from my Myspace post [/b]
Shes ALWAYS fucking bitching and calling me a whore, but today draws the fucking line./
Alright, listen up.
In the shower, I had way too much hot water and steam going on, without any ventilation.
Result: I passed out in the shower.
Not for long, just for like two minutes, Im sure. But still, when I got up and managed to turn off the shower and get out, I was VERY disoriented.
I grabbed what towel I could, and I fucking staggered out of the bathroom, trying to get to the couch, or SOMETHING so I could sit/lay down. My grandma is in the kitchen, mopping, where she SEES me staggering. Im dropping my towel and because Im so, just ugh, I crash into an end table and knock over the huge table lamp. Now, anyone else, not knowing my Grandma (I really want you to understand how fucking disoriented I was) would have left that lamp and gone for the couch next to it.
But no.
Before I even pick the lamp up, my grandma yells from the fucking kitchen, "I just cleaned that table! And you better pick up your clothes from the bathroom and fold your damn blanket!"
She stares at me, and ALL I can say, because my mouth wont form the words "Shut up" is just groans.
I PICKED UP THE FUCKING LAMP.
PICKED IT THE FUCK UP.
Then, I thought I was starting to regain "lifelessness" (hah) so I walked to my bag to get clothes. I managed to get some clothes, and walk into the den. But yeah, then it all hit me again, I walked over to the computer chair and passed out for a half hour.
So I woke up, and Im feeling better, not dizzy not anything like that. So I get up to see if I knocked anything else over.
I didnt see anything, so I go to the computer after I change, to start doing something for my dad.
My grandma walks behind me and starts fucking screaming "YOU LEFT EVERYTHING FUCKING LYING ON THE FLOOR PICK IT UP"
I go look at what she's screaming at, and its ONE little thing. ONE. I walk towards it to pick it up, but she beats me there and picks it up and puts it back on the table, and says I do EVERYTHING in this fucking house.
I just fucking lost it.
I started screaming at her "SHUT UP GRANDMA. I WAS ABOUT TO FUCKING PASS OUT ON YOUR FLOOR. YOU FUCKING SAW ME. YOU SAW ME STAGGERING, YOU SAW ME KNOCK OVER THE LAMP, AND YOU DID NOTHING. ALL YOU FUCKING CARE ABOUT IS YOUR STUPID CLEANING, SO GET THE FUCK OVER IT. I WAS FUCKING DISORIENTED, CUT ME SOME FUCKING SLACK, JUST THIS ONCE, OKAY?"
Yeah.
She didnt.
Her side of the argument. (Please note that this is so familiar to me, that its almost second nature to type)
"No one ever cuts me any slack! I work like a dog because you are all pigs! Fucking pigs, I get no fucking gratitude from you little shits."
Then she dropped something I've never heard her say before.
"I know what I am. IM A FUCKING NIGGER. THATS WHAT I AM TO YOU ALL. A FUCKING NIGGER CLEANING UP AFTER EVERYONES MESS."
She said that a lot.
I swear to god.
If she had been next to me when she said that, I would have smacked her.
I cant believe she could be so fucking racist.
Ugh,
And now shes next to me CLEANING THE FUCKING COUCHES, ON HER OWN ACCORD, and still saying "Im getting treated like a nigger, so Im acting like a nigger."
I swear.
I want to fucking punch her in the face.
UGH.
Fucking UGH.
Shes ALWAYS fucking bitching and calling me a whore, but today draws the fucking line./
Alright, listen up.
In the shower, I had way too much hot water and steam going on, without any ventilation.
Result: I passed out in the shower.
Not for long, just for like two minutes, Im sure. But still, when I got up and managed to turn off the shower and get out, I was VERY disoriented.
I grabbed what towel I could, and I fucking staggered out of the bathroom, trying to get to the couch, or SOMETHING so I could sit/lay down. My grandma is in the kitchen, mopping, where she SEES me staggering. Im dropping my towel and because Im so, just ugh, I crash into an end table and knock over the huge table lamp. Now, anyone else, not knowing my Grandma (I really want you to understand how fucking disoriented I was) would have left that lamp and gone for the couch next to it.
But no.
Before I even pick the lamp up, my grandma yells from the fucking kitchen, "I just cleaned that table! And you better pick up your clothes from the bathroom and fold your damn blanket!"
She stares at me, and ALL I can say, because my mouth wont form the words "Shut up" is just groans.
I PICKED UP THE FUCKING LAMP.
PICKED IT THE FUCK UP.
Then, I thought I was starting to regain "lifelessness" (hah) so I walked to my bag to get clothes. I managed to get some clothes, and walk into the den. But yeah, then it all hit me again, I walked over to the computer chair and passed out for a half hour.
So I woke up, and Im feeling better, not dizzy not anything like that. So I get up to see if I knocked anything else over.
I didnt see anything, so I go to the computer after I change, to start doing something for my dad.
My grandma walks behind me and starts fucking screaming "YOU LEFT EVERYTHING FUCKING LYING ON THE FLOOR PICK IT UP"
I go look at what she's screaming at, and its ONE little thing. ONE. I walk towards it to pick it up, but she beats me there and picks it up and puts it back on the table, and says I do EVERYTHING in this fucking house.
I just fucking lost it.
I started screaming at her "SHUT UP GRANDMA. I WAS ABOUT TO FUCKING PASS OUT ON YOUR FLOOR. YOU FUCKING SAW ME. YOU SAW ME STAGGERING, YOU SAW ME KNOCK OVER THE LAMP, AND YOU DID NOTHING. ALL YOU FUCKING CARE ABOUT IS YOUR STUPID CLEANING, SO GET THE FUCK OVER IT. I WAS FUCKING DISORIENTED, CUT ME SOME FUCKING SLACK, JUST THIS ONCE, OKAY?"
Yeah.
She didnt.
Her side of the argument. (Please note that this is so familiar to me, that its almost second nature to type)
"No one ever cuts me any slack! I work like a dog because you are all pigs! Fucking pigs, I get no fucking gratitude from you little shits."
Then she dropped something I've never heard her say before.
"I know what I am. IM A FUCKING NIGGER. THATS WHAT I AM TO YOU ALL. A FUCKING NIGGER CLEANING UP AFTER EVERYONES MESS."
She said that a lot.
I swear to god.
If she had been next to me when she said that, I would have smacked her.
I cant believe she could be so fucking racist.
Ugh,
And now shes next to me CLEANING THE FUCKING COUCHES, ON HER OWN ACCORD, and still saying "Im getting treated like a nigger, so Im acting like a nigger."
I swear.
I want to fucking punch her in the face.
UGH.
Fucking UGH.