i was bored..
Can you type with your eyes closed? yes
Can you ski? never went
Can you speak in sign language? no
Can you do the butterfly stroke? yes
Can you say the alphabet backwards effortlessly? absolutely not
Can you hold your liquor? yes, never once threw up
Can you tie a knot in a cherry stem with your tongue? never tried Can you run a mile in under ten minutes? no i can't even run down the block
Can you stand the sight of blood? yes
Can you read palms or tarot cards? no
Can you admit it when you’re wrong? yes i have a problem with always thinking im wrong
Can you ask for help when you need it? yes
Can you tie a necktie? no
Can you successfully pierce someone’s ear? no
Can you play soccer? no
Can you sing? when im alone
Can you name three kinds of clouds? no
Can you make a bong out of anything? no
Can you perform CPR on another human? no
Do you know what CPR stands for? no
Can you read minds? yes of those im closest too
Can you write better poetry than Shakespeare? depends
Can you dance? yea
Can you speak more than one language? yea
Do you know karate? no
Can you freestyle? no
.:. Miscellaneous .:.
Are you a true artist? i'm very artistic
Are you generous? yes
Are you unique? yes
Are you afraid of spiders? yah not as afraid as my boyfriend though :)
Are you afraid of death? no
Commitment? no
Are you a natural blonde? nope, but i've been told i have the common sense of one
Are you a con-artist? hmmm considering i don't know what that is, no.
Are you a pathological liar? no
Were you raised by small woodland creatures? thats the stupidest question ever.
Are you modest? yes
Are you a stripper? yah i'm a 17 year old runaway stripper/junkie you got me
But you like to strip, right? only on days that end with y
Are you stubborn? yes
Are you often tired? no
Are you pregnant? no
Are you a guy and looked at your screen funny a second ago? no
Do you put yourself before all others? never
Are you misunderstood? yes
Do you know all the words to American Pie by Don Mclean? no
How about all the words to the American Pie movies? haha most of them
Do you know who the Queen of Hearts in Alice in Wonderland represents? no
Have you ever gone skinny dipping? no
Has anyone ever licked chocolate syrup off your naked body? nope
If not, would you like to have that done someday? who wouldn't?
Do you watch pro-wrestling? definitely, not
.:. True or False.:.
The glass is half full. false
Life is a dark tunnel with no light at the end. false
Everyone should do yoga. true
Beauty is pain. true
Pain is beauty. depends
You should do unto others as you would have them do unto you. true
There’s nothing wrong with looking. FALSE
Lust is more fulfilling than love. FLASE
Lead or be lead. true
Kill or be killed. or dontt kill?
Fuck or be fucked. what the fuck is going on?
There’s nothing wrong with free things. true
Everyone is given one soul mate in life, and one only. true
They’re out to get you. true
You’ve been arrested. false
The country should blame rap music for all violence. no i hate that shit
You’ve slept for at least fourteen straight hours. yes
You’ve slept with at least fourteen people. no
We’re all going to hell. no
There’s a monster in your closet. false
The Ring made you scream. true
You’ve considered joining the army. no, never
You’ve been called a bitch to your face. true
You’ve called your mom a bitch to her face. nooo
You’d do anything to make the voices in your head stop. hmmmm?
You always get what you want. false
It’s better to give than it is to receive. true
People assume you’re older than you really are. all the time
You would be a good president. false
Old people suck. aww no theyre soo cute
Everyone is, in the end, disposable. no everyone is individual and should not be forgotten
Weed is the love of your life. no im actually going somewhere in life
Manipulating people is as routine as brushing your teeth. no
You’ve fallen down a flight of stairs. yes
You’ve fallen down a flight of stairs, got up, and laughed. yes
Canada annoys you. no
Rock is dead. nooooooooooo
You have lied about the answer to at least one of these questions. no
Can you ski? never went
Can you speak in sign language? no
Can you do the butterfly stroke? yes
Can you say the alphabet backwards effortlessly? absolutely not
Can you hold your liquor? yes, never once threw up
Can you tie a knot in a cherry stem with your tongue? never tried Can you run a mile in under ten minutes? no i can't even run down the block
Can you stand the sight of blood? yes
Can you read palms or tarot cards? no
Can you admit it when you’re wrong? yes i have a problem with always thinking im wrong
Can you ask for help when you need it? yes
Can you tie a necktie? no
Can you successfully pierce someone’s ear? no
Can you play soccer? no
Can you sing? when im alone
Can you name three kinds of clouds? no
Can you make a bong out of anything? no
Can you perform CPR on another human? no
Do you know what CPR stands for? no
Can you read minds? yes of those im closest too
Can you write better poetry than Shakespeare? depends
Can you dance? yea
Can you speak more than one language? yea
Do you know karate? no
Can you freestyle? no
.:. Miscellaneous .:.
Are you a true artist? i'm very artistic
Are you generous? yes
Are you unique? yes
Are you afraid of spiders? yah not as afraid as my boyfriend though :)
Are you afraid of death? no
Commitment? no
Are you a natural blonde? nope, but i've been told i have the common sense of one
Are you a con-artist? hmmm considering i don't know what that is, no.
Are you a pathological liar? no
Were you raised by small woodland creatures? thats the stupidest question ever.
Are you modest? yes
Are you a stripper? yah i'm a 17 year old runaway stripper/junkie you got me
But you like to strip, right? only on days that end with y
Are you stubborn? yes
Are you often tired? no
Are you pregnant? no
Are you a guy and looked at your screen funny a second ago? no
Do you put yourself before all others? never
Are you misunderstood? yes
Do you know all the words to American Pie by Don Mclean? no
How about all the words to the American Pie movies? haha most of them
Do you know who the Queen of Hearts in Alice in Wonderland represents? no
Have you ever gone skinny dipping? no
Has anyone ever licked chocolate syrup off your naked body? nope
If not, would you like to have that done someday? who wouldn't?
Do you watch pro-wrestling? definitely, not
.:. True or False.:.
The glass is half full. false
Life is a dark tunnel with no light at the end. false
Everyone should do yoga. true
Beauty is pain. true
Pain is beauty. depends
You should do unto others as you would have them do unto you. true
There’s nothing wrong with looking. FALSE
Lust is more fulfilling than love. FLASE
Lead or be lead. true
Kill or be killed. or dontt kill?
Fuck or be fucked. what the fuck is going on?
There’s nothing wrong with free things. true
Everyone is given one soul mate in life, and one only. true
They’re out to get you. true
You’ve been arrested. false
The country should blame rap music for all violence. no i hate that shit
You’ve slept for at least fourteen straight hours. yes
You’ve slept with at least fourteen people. no
We’re all going to hell. no
There’s a monster in your closet. false
The Ring made you scream. true
You’ve considered joining the army. no, never
You’ve been called a bitch to your face. true
You’ve called your mom a bitch to her face. nooo
You’d do anything to make the voices in your head stop. hmmmm?
You always get what you want. false
It’s better to give than it is to receive. true
People assume you’re older than you really are. all the time
You would be a good president. false
Old people suck. aww no theyre soo cute
Everyone is, in the end, disposable. no everyone is individual and should not be forgotten
Weed is the love of your life. no im actually going somewhere in life
Manipulating people is as routine as brushing your teeth. no
You’ve fallen down a flight of stairs. yes
You’ve fallen down a flight of stairs, got up, and laughed. yes
Canada annoys you. no
Rock is dead. nooooooooooo
You have lied about the answer to at least one of these questions. no