the tale of how i became a bird abortionist

[_____nuclear]

for some unknown reason, jason found a bird's egg and decided to put it on the kitchen table. i picked it up a little while later, and it didn't even cross my mind that it could be an egg. i mean.. what are the odds that your little brother will leave a bird's egg on the kitchen table?! i asked my mom what it was, and she was like "it's

Comments

[gina_g]

hahaha! aww

it would have been funny if you had tried to eat it
but it would have sucked.

[somesanesong]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

[inertia_kills]

i was about to say something clever about abortion until i saw in the subject that you already had that covered.

[somesanesong]

I like Gina.