the tale of how i became a bird abortionist
for some unknown reason, jason found a bird's egg and decided to put it on the kitchen table. i picked it up a little while later, and it didn't even cross my mind that it could be an egg. i mean.. what are the odds that your little brother will leave a bird's egg on the kitchen table?! i asked my mom what it was, and she was like "it's chocolate, put it in your mouth!!" i could tell by her evil giggling that it wasn't chocolate, so i squeezed it a little to figure out what it was made of... and it EXPLODED ALL OVER ME. i screamed for about a minute straight, and then i took a very long shower. my family is calling me the bird killer now. WHAT A GREAT WAY TO END SPRING BREAK!